- 1st
- 09:05 pm
It is done
- 16 comments
- 3rd
- 01:05 am
Arrggh!
- 12 comments
- 4th
- 01:57 am
Open letter to an opening band
- 4 comments
- 5th
- 02:11 am
Slay bells ring. Are ya listenin'?
- 14 comments
02:56 amHe was a hero of the people. He did what was needed. Now he is needed again...
- 2 comments
- 6th
- 09:07 am
Why was Val Kilmer in that movie?
- 3 comments
- 8th
- 01:38 am
More fun with phrases
- 2 comments
- 9th
- 02:51 am
Be "brave" and "overcome impossible odds." Then the world will never notice if you're STUPID!
- 4 comments
05:03 amMmm. Carbs. Must... feeeed...
- 11 comments
- 10th
- 03:46 am
(no subject)
- 20 comments
- 12th
- 09:22 am
Not to brag, but interestingly enough, I've been told as much in the past...
09:27 amAnd now for some navel-gazing. Literally, I suppose
- 13th
- 03:31 am
Nothing up my sleeve because I incinerated them.
- 5 comments
03:35 amQueer UberrEYEniger for the Straight UberGUYniger
- 8 comments
11:16 amUberreiniger against the music
- 2 comments
- 14th
- 01:34 am
The new best friend. The olde headboard...
- 2 comments
04:53 amFor the record, I'm pretty sure Grima Wormtongue was embezzeling...
- 1 comment
04:54 amAnd I thought silicone was bad when you put it on the *inside*
- 8 comments
- 15th
- 01:48 am
As Saddam said on South Park: "I CAN CHANGE! I CAN CHA-ANGE!"
- 6 comments
03:36 amOooh-Kay....
03:48 amMix and Match your life with mine
- 2 comments
- 16th
- 02:51 am
This means I will take your head as a trophy and send money to your widow every year.
- 17th
- 04:49 pm
I returned from Mordor to find somone else Entmooting in my Hobbit Hole...
- 25 comments
- 18th
- 12:51 am
Taking surveys to take my mind off being screwed over.
01:38 amMore survey grist for the post-rejection therapy mill
- 10 comments
- 19th
- 01:10 am
And that was how I killed them with kindness
- 10 comments
- 20th
- 03:59 am
*sings* "Oi am 'Enry the Eighth Undead. 'Enry the Eighth Undead, Undead..."
- 4 comments
- 22nd
- 02:31 am
Year in review
- 9 comments
- 23rd
- 07:29 pm
Oh, Miseltoe. I'm seeing ghosts...
- 1 comment
- 24th
- 03:43 am
No longer quite as ubergoth
- 3 comments
- 25th
- 12:47 am
"If you want to arrange it, this world you can change it..."
- 3 comments
- 26th
- 12:28 am
And to all a good night.
- 5 comments
06:35 pmIrony knows no dimensional boundaries.
- 29th
- 01:14 am
Coincidence or providence
- 12 comments