And I thought silicone was bad when you put it on the *inside*

[uberreiniger]

Security patrol. My job. I do it well. On this night I find myself standing beneath a ceiling-suspended tv set in the financial office, staring numbly up at a late-night commercial the like of which I have never seen: soft, slimy silicon appliances designed for women to affix to their soft and tender womanly parts, this enabling them to sculpt their cleavage like so much clay. Egads, thought I, it's like the best features of a push-up bra and an alien parasite all rolled into one! Finally, an, um, article of clothing, for want of a better term which blurs the line between undergarment and bionic enhancement! Just as undergarments always should have been from the start. Oh, the folly of humanity. Apparently, there are women willing to pay strangers $19.95 + shipping to slather something warm and slimy onto their tits, yet in all likelihood will not let their husbands and boyfriends do it for free. Sad, I tell you. Sad, sad, sad.

I wonder if that commercial ever comes on when people are working up there? Now THAT would be funny.

Comments

[anirishspitfire.livejournal.com]

~Shakes her head sadly and laughs~ Honestly. Shouldn't we be putting our research resources somewhere else then into creating products like that? Finding cures for diseases or solutions to hunger...I already called dibs on the Holy Grail project though...~Coils bullwhip and holsters pistol with a grin~

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

The tomb of Joseph of Arimethea is heavily guarded by the Illuminati. *slides back the bolt on assault rifle* You'll need back-up.

[anirishspitfire.livejournal.com]

Don't make me marry you. ~grin~

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

On second thought, the Illuminati have been there for the last two thousand years. They're not going anywhere in the next two hours. *pours wine, puts on music* Let's talk about this marriage thing a little more... ;)

[equusk.livejournal.com]

Did you ever wonder what would happen if some girl wearing those boob-enhancers met some guy at a bar and took him home for a one night stand? I mean, I'm a way hetero-girl, bvut even I've got to wonder at how bad of a turnoff it would be for some poor guy if a girl's boobs accidentally fell out of her bra in the heat of the moment.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Well, I imagine that if a warm, gooey silicone appliance were flop off of her torso and attach itself to *my* face it would probably leave me somewhat traumatized and, dare I say, quite unwilling to be found in flagrante de licto for quite some time.

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

you know, whatever happened to just being happy with what you've got? Boobs arent everything and i find it irritating as hell to hear people going on about how they just "want to feel better" about themselves and "be confident" with who they are, when what they are really doing is trying to become something other than what they are. Granted its a lot more favorable than going under the knife and unneccessary surgery just for the sake of bigger fun bags or a your favorite movie star's nose, but i really get tired of this superficial crap that's fed to us(especially to us women) and tries to convince us that if you're unhappy with the otherwise healthy perfect body you were given its a wonderfully healthy and great thing to go "fix" it....

I mean, most people arent happy with at least one aspect of their phsyical selves but just because we "can" alter ourselves now with technology doesnt mean we should.

hmm.. hehe.. i also agree with the other above comments that arent there more pressing and important things we can be researching and spending our time and finances on? and i also think its funny how many women have "cheater" underwear and are decieving all the men folk. So you're just an A cup? Not anymore! Victoria's secret has added 5 inches of padding! I find it irritating to look for underwear without all this extra padding and crap but other women would tell me that i "just don't understand"... i'm tired of being told that i dont understand things that i very much do.
Throw your money towards a good shrink instead of to buy superficial and pointless prosthesis.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Mmm... fun bags....

*blink* Huh? What? What were we talking about?