uberreiniger: (Warrior)
The prompts. )

Day Two: Favorite supporting female character. I'm going to have to go to the realm of books for this one and choose Wynn Hyergeoht from Barb and J.C. Hendee's intriguinging Noble Dead series.

The blurb on the covers bills this series as "Buffy meets Lord of the Rings" but in terms of tone + setting it's more like Underworld meets medieval Poland. Here's the premise: a traveling con artist pretends to be a vampire hunter who kills fake vampires (her accomplice in heavy makeup,) for a fee. One day she discovers she is in fact a Dhampir with vampire-killing super powers and a destiny to fulfill. Hijinks ensue involving elven ninjas, tremor-causing dwarves, half-fae dogs, and even eldritch abominations. It's a pretty good series but it doesn't really hit its stride until our heroes encounter Wynn Hyergoeht.

Wynn is a professional scholar assigned by her superiors to follow Magiere the vampire hunter and learn what links the vampires hold to the cataclysm that erased most of the world's ancient history. She is an outsider in the group, useless in a fight, generally in the way whenever danger threatens. She is also incredibly strong-willed, resourceful, and inevitably the first one to figure out what's going on in any given situation while the rest of the heroes are blundering in circles. She is the only character among the heroes with no special powers or training. She does have a kind of second sight acquired from a magic ritual gone wrong, but it backfires more often than not and incapacitates her. It's hard to convey what makes Wynn so special if you haven't read the books, but her normality combined with her sheer reckless nerve make her the emotional heart of the story. Magiere even says as much to her at one point. Even certain of the remorseless vampires and sociopathic elven assassins encountered in the story have a hard time treating Wynn with the cruel disdain they'd like to. It's not so much that she's just written to be a good person: she sort of represents what is good and right in the world, the things the bad guys have a hard time letting go of.

The Hendees have recently begun the second series in the Noble Dead line wherein they elevate Wynn to central protagonist. They give her some power upgrades to better survive undead encounters, but so far they have done so without overpowering her or in any way sacrificing what made her great the first time around. It was a smart move to push her front and center because she really is the best thing about the story and makes an average work of gothic fantasy worth remembering.
uberreiniger: (WEEE!)
I'm someone who doesn't get to see a lot of movies, or who only sees them years after whatever fuss there was about them dies down. It seems like we've watched a lot of movies in the days since we've gotten settled in, and it's a mix of new and old.

Paranormal Activity 3 - Saw this one in the theatre yesterday. It's hard to discuss without getting spoilery. I can say that so far my fears have been averted and the sequels show no sign of declining in quality. However this sequel, while scarier throughout than either of its predecessors, is both intriguing and frustrating as it seems to directly contradict information revealed in previous installments. However, this may be explainable since the ending reveals that certain individuals' perception of events in their past may be heavily influenced by outside sources... This series is doing a good job of expanding the mystery of its universe while still delivering satisfying movies. Can't wait to see what they'll do next.

Tin Man - Started watching this on my own one afternoon. Haven't finished it but I intend to. It's a made-for-SyFy Channel remake of the Wizard of Oz that pulls heavily from a variety of fantasy and sci-fi genres. Better than any SyFy original has any right to be. There's some very hammy acting and some special effects that aren't very special. But Zooey Deschanel plays the protagonist and takes her job seriously and is more than strong enough as an actress to hold the whole thing together. I look forward to finishing it.

Trick r' Treat - Basically an anthology of four different horror stories that take place across one Halloween night in a town where the holiday's dark magical origins are said to still hold great power. It's actually a very funny yet very gory horror comedy that's very well-written. It got screwed out of a theatrical run despite being produced by Bryan Singer who brought on two of his heavy-hitting X-Men alums (Anna Paquin, Brian Cox.) And that's a damn shame because it's one of the few truly fun horror movies I've ever seen. It somehow manages to not take itself seriously while taking itself dead seriously at the same time. Give it a try if you don't mind anachronic story telling and buckets of gore. My only gripe is that it needed more Tamoh Penniket.

Daybreakers - I remember when this movie came out the trailers made it look like a cheap Blade ripoff. It's actually pretty good. In the near future a virus has transformed most of the world's human population into vampires who have in turned farmed normal humans to the brink of extinction. Vampires deprived of human blood quickly devolve into an insane, animalistic state and society is collapsing as increasingly violent measures are needed to control the growing feral vampire population. Ethan Hawke plays a scientist conflicted over his vampire nature and the ethos of the blood farming corporation he works for. One night he crosses paths with a group of human fugitives and that's where things get really interesting.
Daybreakers does a very decent amount of world building in two hours. The ending clearly sets up for a sequel and you can tell they're itching to build on what they've created even more but given how poorly the film did that will probably never happen. It's a shame too. The film is actually a maddening blend of action movie cliches and truly interesting plot twists and surprise revelations. It's not great film making, but it's pretty good film making. It's no secret that the vampire genre is pretty overextended right now and somebody made a really sincere effort to keep it exciting with this movie. It's not Twilight but it's not trying to be cooler than Twilight either. It is, however, a good look at a bleak hell on earth scenario with vampires. Richard Matheson would be proud.
uberreiniger: (For a Muse)
While reading tvtropes.org I came across the information that in Hebrew religious thought angels are not considered to be alive. (Specific quote is under the "religions and mythology" tab.) Can any of the Jewish folks reading this verify or clarify this stance? It's kind of mindboggling given all that angels are capable of. How can something walk, talk, sing, wrestle, cause disease, slaughter entire armies, induce* sleep, treat wounds, teach a man how to cook a fish, and imbue livestock with the power of speech and STILL not be considered alive? Is it because they are, as some say, mere extensions of God's will, lacking self-awareness? Plants, bacteria, and fungus are not self-aware yet they are certainly alive.

After some mental gymnastics I won't bore you with, it all got me wondering which is more "alive," a robot or a vampire? Think about it. They are the same. Neither requires oxygen or sleep. Vampires require blood, robots require power. When either starts to run out they became slower and less effective until they deactivate or go into a prolonged sleep, either of which resemble death from a biological standpoint. But put a fresh power cell in the robot or more blood in the vampire and they are ready to go again. None of this answers the truly important question: in a fight between them, who would win?

*This incomplete list of powers is taken solely from the Bible. Keep in mind that it's a book where angels are barely even mentioned. How knows what else angels can do? They do more without being alive than most people do in a lifetime. Go cure cancer you lazy, ungrateful living thing!
uberreiniger: (Huh?)
While on the set of The Selected: Final Hour this weekend I got to overhear the following exchange. We were filming inside a huge old three-story house, the spacious attic of which inspired someone to mention something about Anne Frank. I don't remember exactly what because the instant Anne Frank's name was mentioned someone else yelled very loudly:

"SHE WAS CATHOLIC!"

*Stunned silence from the first two conversationalists, eventually broken by a tentative "What?"*

"SHE WAS CATHOLIC! ANNE FRANK WAS A CATHOLIC!"

First Conversationalist: "I really don't think that Anne Frank was Cath-"

"YEAH, SHE BECAME A CATHOLIC! THAT'S WHY SHE QUIT WRITING THE VAMPIRE NOVELS! ANNE FRANK QUIT WRITING THE VAMPIRE NOVELS BECAUSE SHE BECAME A CATHOLIC!"

Collective facepalm from the entire room.

Anne Frank was a girl who couldn't come out of an attic. Anne Rice writes about vampires who can't stop coming out of the closet. If you know nothing else about 20th century Western literature, know this.
uberreiniger: (To Hell)
Dracula and the Great Old Ones are rare examples of literary characters who are still having new stories written about them 70 or more years after their creators' deaths. Also, they belong to an exclusive fraternity of fictional characters who are so pervasive in popular culture that even if you've never read a book or seen a movie with them in it, you still have a pretty good idea who they are and what they do.

My question is, has there ever been a story where Dracula and the Great Old Ones encounter one another? No, I don't intend to write one. I'm just genuinely curious. I mean, it seems so obvious but I've never heard of it being done.

Twilight

Jan. 5th, 2009 11:06 am
uberreiniger: (Rosencranz)
We saw Twilight last night. It wasn't terrible. Honestly I was surprised how much I enjoyed it. Although I did find the pacing to be a bit slow. And the superspeed vampire running special effects weren't very special; very much of a Hercules/Xena quality. Oh, and the scenes of the evil vampires killing their victims were, well, they weren't... they always cut away well before any violence took place. Didn't sell me on how the bad guys operated very well, so the confrontation at the end sort of came out of nowhere and relied heavily on exposition. But I am keeping in mind that it's a movie marketed to teenaged girls so massive gore and violence are right out. Also keep in mind that I'm from a generation that grew up watching Kiefer Sutherland flay punk rockers' skulls so my expectations for a vampire attack will always be skewed.

But if you don't mind all that, Twilight was actually a pretty good movie. Haven't read the book so I don't have any comparisons there. But yep, enjoyable film. And blue. Why was everything blue?
uberreiniger: (death mask)
[Error: unknown template qotd]Is the question who would win or who would I prefer? If it's the former, then there's too little information. If you look at every culture there are like, 967 different species of vampire in the world, with at least as many werewolves. Do the vampires die from sunlight or not? Can they change into wolves too or not? Are they masters of charisma and mind control or barely-sentient zombies who can't pass for human? Can the werewolves control their transformations or is it bound to lunar cycles? Do they turn into gigantic wolf monsters or just regular old wolves? The list of questions goes on and on, creating millions of potential scenarios with millions of possible outcomes.

As for which I prefer... I guess vampires. The pretty and erotic kind. Yes, they may kill you or accidentally turn you into one and then you're stuck with damnation and centuries of tedious immortality in which you get tired of everything but... Fiction has inseperably associated werewolves with scary rural weirdos; Deliverance with six inch claws. Fiction has also tried to make werewolves pretty and erotic but seriously, you're doing a dog. Even if she was human when you started, if she changes in the middle then you're still doing a dog. And that's a crime.

uberreiniger: (Desert Creature (spacemonkeymafia))
I need to stop reading macro communities over my wife's shoulder.

I finally got our potted plant garden potted today. We now have a vinca vine, an oregano, a mint, and a candy corn plant the blossoms of which really do look like candy corn as promised. My mom also gave us a potted tomato plant. I rarely eat tomatoes, but Mel likes them and they're fun to try and keep alive. I had been putting of planting the garden, but I really had a surprising amount of fun and by the end was actively wishing I had more plants. I haven't really done anything with horticultural since I was a child helping my dad in the garden. I didn't like it then. I am pleasantly surprised to find that I like it now.

I received an advertisement today via Careerbuilder saying that my old employers, Namco/Bandai are looking for a marketing director. Sounds sweet except I don't want to move to California.

It says the position is in Santa Clara, California. I hate Santa Clara. You know what I hate about it?

You guessed it. All the damn vampires.
uberreiniger: (............... (circe67))
Children, a piece of helpful advice: when emptying out drawers, always ask before you throw anything away. That weird pastel-hued article of 1970's clothing just might be your mom's wedding dress.

My bedroom is about as tidy as it's going to get and I am halfway done with cleaning the basement; as in I am literally halfway across the room. Hopefully the second half will get finished tomorrow.

It was a better day today. I got in a creative mood and was thinking about putting my own creative spin on Bible stories and posting them here on my LJ, but since I don't have a Bible handy right now, I guess it will have to wait. Stick around for it. It will be fun, I promise.

It's been fun in my imaginary world. Reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire in order to be a cultural lemming, as well as Thief of Lives by Barb and Jacee Hendee so I can pretend I'm a fan of intelligent fantasy. The latter is refreshing in the realm of vampire fiction in that the vampires do not instantly explode the moment they receive a fatal-to-vampires injury. Now I love Buffy and Blade as much anyone, but it makes me lose faith in the vampire race when anyone armed with a wooden doorstop can just sort of make a general sort of stabbing motion in the direction of their chest and they perish explosively, clothes and all. Watched a 1970's "Dracula" movie starring Frank Langella and Donald Pleasance (I think,) a few nights ago and it was wonderful to see Dracula's refreshingly slow and ugly death scene. (Or almost-death scene, I should say. Who knew vampires could escape death by sunlight by turning into a bat? Not most vampires, apparently. I guess that's why Dracula keeps coming back and the others don't.) Oh how I long for things like that and the creative death sequences of The Lost Boys! No more of this "POOF!" business. It was clever for a while but it's old hat now.

I think my tangent on vampires was inspired by all the spider webs I've been mopping up. Sorry about that for anyone with no interest in vampires or spiders, which is redundant anyway because spiders essentially ARE vampires, sucking blood out of their prey and being creepy and alle gothe and shite.

Mel and I had a most interesting conversation tonight about cherries and coffee, but I'm not going to share it. Let's just say they are really, really good for you and you should consume them lots. Trust me, they are. And you should.

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