Impulse Update of 1950's HORROR!
Aug. 23rd, 2012 11:51 pmI'm meaning to make a proper update detailing the awesome Skid Row concert and all the exciting happenings going on at my job, but someone posted this today and I just had to share it. Play along at home!
CREATE YOUR OWN 50'S HORROR MOVIE MEME!
You Will Need:
1 D10
This list
A little imagination
Instructions:
Roll the D10 four times. Write down the words that correspond to each number. Then come up with a 1-paragraph synopsis of your movie's plot!
FIRST ROLL:
0) Attack of the
1) Revenge of the
2) Terror of the
3) Curse of the
4) Earth Versus the
5) Lair of the
6) Castle of the
7) The Amazing
8) Brides of the
9) Island of the
SECOND ROLL:
0) Slime
1) Devil
2) 50-Foot
3) Teenage
4) Swamp
5) Vampire
6) Wolf
7) Atomic
8) Bloodsucking
9) Crawling
THIRD ROLL:
0) Creatures
1) Monsters
2) Women
3) People
4) Zombies
5) Things
6) Spiders
7) Beasts
8) Apes
9) Brains
FOURTH ROLL:
0) from Hell
1) from Outer Space
2) from Mars
3) from the Centre of the Earth
4) from 20,000 Fathoms
5) from the Year 5000
6) from the Lost World
7) that Wouldn't Die
8) from Beyond the Grave
9) from the Mummy's Tomb
Rolls of 5/9/4/5 = LAIR OF THE CRAWLING ZOMBIES FROM THE YEAR 5,000!
When all communication ceases from the mountain laboratory of Atomic Defense Scientist John Kinsey Waters, U.S. Major Edwood Manharter is sent to investigate. With the unexpected aid of buxom investigative journalist Ethel Leckenrod, the major discovers the reason for the doctor's disappearance: a nightmare portal into the YEAR 5,000! In a world of ATOMIC RADIATION EXTINCTION HOLOCAUST the last humans sleep eternally in the dead city of Klamma Dea. But as Dr. Waters' experiments arouse the sleeping Amazons, the crawling zombies rampage for the thing they have been so long denied: man-flesh!
starring: TURK FISTER, DANFORTH SHACKLEPOUND, HESTER MARIE SUGGS, LIBBY CAPICOLA, and VINCENT PRICE as "The Grand Insemenatron" - Directed by ABNER "ABS" HADROCK - Produced by PEDRO SIFERREDI - Filmed and Presented in LIVING VIVID EXCELSIOR-VISION!
CREATE YOUR OWN 50'S HORROR MOVIE MEME!
You Will Need:
1 D10
This list
A little imagination
Instructions:
Roll the D10 four times. Write down the words that correspond to each number. Then come up with a 1-paragraph synopsis of your movie's plot!
FIRST ROLL:
0) Attack of the
1) Revenge of the
2) Terror of the
3) Curse of the
4) Earth Versus the
5) Lair of the
6) Castle of the
7) The Amazing
8) Brides of the
9) Island of the
SECOND ROLL:
0) Slime
1) Devil
2) 50-Foot
3) Teenage
4) Swamp
5) Vampire
6) Wolf
7) Atomic
8) Bloodsucking
9) Crawling
THIRD ROLL:
0) Creatures
1) Monsters
2) Women
3) People
4) Zombies
5) Things
6) Spiders
7) Beasts
8) Apes
9) Brains
FOURTH ROLL:
0) from Hell
1) from Outer Space
2) from Mars
3) from the Centre of the Earth
4) from 20,000 Fathoms
5) from the Year 5000
6) from the Lost World
7) that Wouldn't Die
8) from Beyond the Grave
9) from the Mummy's Tomb
Rolls of 5/9/4/5 = LAIR OF THE CRAWLING ZOMBIES FROM THE YEAR 5,000!
When all communication ceases from the mountain laboratory of Atomic Defense Scientist John Kinsey Waters, U.S. Major Edwood Manharter is sent to investigate. With the unexpected aid of buxom investigative journalist Ethel Leckenrod, the major discovers the reason for the doctor's disappearance: a nightmare portal into the YEAR 5,000! In a world of ATOMIC RADIATION EXTINCTION HOLOCAUST the last humans sleep eternally in the dead city of Klamma Dea. But as Dr. Waters' experiments arouse the sleeping Amazons, the crawling zombies rampage for the thing they have been so long denied: man-flesh!
starring: TURK FISTER, DANFORTH SHACKLEPOUND, HESTER MARIE SUGGS, LIBBY CAPICOLA, and VINCENT PRICE as "The Grand Insemenatron" - Directed by ABNER "ABS" HADROCK - Produced by PEDRO SIFERREDI - Filmed and Presented in LIVING VIVID EXCELSIOR-VISION!