Oooh-Kay....

[uberreiniger]

You can blame equusk for me inflicting this golden bit of goodness on you all...

Why it's probably a good thing my fantasy of being shanghaid by female pirates has never come true...


I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Why it's probaabli ai gut thingk never too hjav a one-njyte stjynd in Njorway...


I adopted a cute lil' viking fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Shouldn't it be part sheep?


I adopted a cute lil' Scotty fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Why expectant mothers should not smoke cloves and listen to Alien Sex Fiend...


I adopted a cute lil' gothy fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

If you listen closely, you can here the cries of the mother giraffe as she engages in the miracle of giving life...


I adopted a cute lil' giraffe fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

HUUU-WAAAAHHH!!! HUUU-WAAAAHHH! HUU-WAAAHHH!!

Thank you. That will be all :)