My rainy day craft box

Ah, Ronald McDonald: gentle corporate mascot, beloved of obese children everywhere. His compassionate smile and outstretched arms beckon gently as if to say "just eat a Happy Meal and everything will be alright." And you know what? It's true. When I am very sad or stressed out I often get a powerful craving for McDonald's and eating it really does make me feel better.

But however you view Ronald McDonald, whether as beloved childhood icon or as the very avatar of poor nutrition we, as a culture have forgotten one very important thing. He is, first and foremost, a clown. And the best that anyone can ever hope for from any clown is to be fucked to death while slowly being eviscerated while having your eyes, nose, and teeth removed in the most painful manner possible. All over a period of several hours, if not days.

The Japanese have not forgotten. WARNING: MAY BE TRIGGERING. No, I am not joking.



I can't find any information on it, but this would appear to be an actual McDonald's commercial. Which means someone said "Hey, let's depict the corporate mascot as the horrific rape clown he really is!" and some McDonald's executive at the Japan branch said "Okay, sure." Perhaps Ronald is merely following in the footsteps of so many American executives before him, using Asia as a playground to feed his insatiable appetite for mayhem and rape. Who knows?

And if it's not an actual McDonald's commercial? Don't worry, there are plenty of links on the Youtube page to real McDonald's commercials that are just as bad. Sleep well! Eat some vegetables!

Not for the faint of heart. If you have no interest in bizarre medical curiosities just move along. Nothing to see here.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081218/ap_on_re_us/foot_in_brain

I share because parasitic twins/terratoma/fetus in fetu has always fascinated me. Blame it on me having read Stephen King's The Dark Half when I was young.

I just had to steal batchix's Psy Ops icon so I could post this article:

The BBC says our military once pursued a weapon to make our enemies go gay for each other.

Now I don't know how reliable this piece of information is, but keep in mind ours IS the government which once spent $500,000 on a toilet seat. (Oh, if only mr_dark were still here. Here is where he would jump in and lecture me on all the ways in which I am wrong. *sigh* Memories.)

If this really did happen, I can just imagine the Defense Department meeting in which they were discussed. Somehow I have a feeling the conversation ended with someone saying "perhaps if we built a large wooden badger..."

Acquired from ghaidin. Worksafe, but not for the faint of heart.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051006/ap_on_fe_st/gator_python