Horror Clown of Japan Clown Horror!
Nov. 29th, 2010 01:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
uberreinigerAh, Ronald McDonald: gentle corporate mascot, beloved of obese children everywhere. His compassionate smile and outstretched arms beckon gently as if to say "just eat a Happy Meal and everything will be alright." And you know what? It's true. When I am very sad or stressed out I often get a powerful craving for McDonald's and eating it really does make me feel better.
But however you view Ronald McDonald, whether as beloved childhood icon or as the very avatar of poor nutrition we, as a culture have forgotten one very important thing. He is, first and foremost, a clown. And the best that anyone can ever hope for from any clown is to be fucked to death while slowly being eviscerated while having your eyes, nose, and teeth removed in the most painful manner possible. All over a period of several hours, if not days.
The Japanese have not forgotten. WARNING: MAY BE TRIGGERING. No, I am not joking.
I can't find any information on it, but this would appear to be an actual McDonald's commercial. Which means someone said "Hey, let's depict the corporate mascot as the horrific rape clown he really is!" and some McDonald's executive at the Japan branch said "Okay, sure." Perhaps Ronald is merely following in the footsteps of so many American executives before him, using Asia as a playground to feed his insatiable appetite for mayhem and rape. Who knows?
And if it's not an actual McDonald's commercial? Don't worry, there are plenty of links on the Youtube page to real McDonald's commercials that are just as bad. Sleep well! Eat some vegetables!
But however you view Ronald McDonald, whether as beloved childhood icon or as the very avatar of poor nutrition we, as a culture have forgotten one very important thing. He is, first and foremost, a clown. And the best that anyone can ever hope for from any clown is to be fucked to death while slowly being eviscerated while having your eyes, nose, and teeth removed in the most painful manner possible. All over a period of several hours, if not days.
The Japanese have not forgotten. WARNING: MAY BE TRIGGERING. No, I am not joking.
I can't find any information on it, but this would appear to be an actual McDonald's commercial. Which means someone said "Hey, let's depict the corporate mascot as the horrific rape clown he really is!" and some McDonald's executive at the Japan branch said "Okay, sure." Perhaps Ronald is merely following in the footsteps of so many American executives before him, using Asia as a playground to feed his insatiable appetite for mayhem and rape. Who knows?
And if it's not an actual McDonald's commercial? Don't worry, there are plenty of links on the Youtube page to real McDonald's commercials that are just as bad. Sleep well! Eat some vegetables!
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