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I just had to steal [personal profile] batchix's Psy Ops icon so I could post this article:

The BBC says our military once pursued a weapon to make our enemies go gay for each other.

Now I don't know how reliable this piece of information is, but keep in mind ours IS the government which once spent $500,000 on a toilet seat. (Oh, if only [profile] mr_dark were still here. Here is where he would jump in and lecture me on all the ways in which I am wrong. *sigh* Memories.)

If this really did happen, I can just imagine the Defense Department meeting in which they were discussed. Somehow I have a feeling the conversation ended with someone saying "perhaps if we built a large wooden badger..."

Date: 2006-06-15 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zaimoni.livejournal.com
Well, some fragments of this are almost reality already.

Instant sunburn (the photosensitivity attack) would be a matter of researching deployment. We have plenty of potential agents in the pharmacy with varying alternate side effects, ready for amplification. (Zoned out for three weeks straight, prone to extravagant bleeding from minor injuries, ....)

Combining sunburn and halitosis (garlic) doesn't work too well...only works once, and then the threat has reduced risk of skin cancer for the rest of his life.

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