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uberreiniger...When both members of the couple doing so mutter something about each forgetting their wallets and abruptly leave. It's worth mentioning that the bottles of KY were $2.84 but they had a $3.00 coupon to go with each one. Yes, they were effectively trying to get paid for buying more lube than two people can reasonably be expected to use. Seriously, TEN bottles? Unless you're hosting an orgy or are Audrey Hollander's* personal shopper, I can't see how you could ever need that much all in one go even if you do happen to somehow wind up with ten coupons for it.
And why the copy of The Hunger Games? That's what really made it stand out for me. For all we know they were trying to reinvigorate a stagnate marriage; her by confronting her personal dryness issue, him by fantasizing about Katniss. Perhaps they were assigned to do research for the inevitable spoof porn movie, no doubt to be entitled either The Hung Games or The Humper Games.
Also included in this uncompleted transaction were a box of fruit roll-ups and a package of Angry Birds band-aids. What would MacGuyver do?
*Google her if you're curious. Just don't be at work when you do.
And why the copy of The Hunger Games? That's what really made it stand out for me. For all we know they were trying to reinvigorate a stagnate marriage; her by confronting her personal dryness issue, him by fantasizing about Katniss. Perhaps they were assigned to do research for the inevitable spoof porn movie, no doubt to be entitled either The Hung Games or The Humper Games.
Also included in this uncompleted transaction were a box of fruit roll-ups and a package of Angry Birds band-aids. What would MacGuyver do?
*Google her if you're curious. Just don't be at work when you do.
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Date: 2012-03-24 03:41 am (UTC)Also, The Hunger Games would make an amazing spoof porn. I'm surprised it isn't already out there. Which maybe it is, but there are some things I just don't want to Google.
(Audrey Hollander isn't one of them. Though I wound up with her surprisingly work safe Wikipedia article, which includes the fact that she won the 2008 AVN Award for Most Outrageous Sex Scene. I'm betting that was pretty damn outrageous.)
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Date: 2012-03-24 04:03 am (UTC)Also, this is for you: http://batchix.tumblr.com/post/19800845091
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Date: 2012-03-24 04:12 am (UTC)impressive. as to the why 10 bottles of lube - i'd say see that 2008 avn.
i think you nailed the explanation perfectly!
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Date: 2012-03-31 12:47 pm (UTC)But only because I'd been specifically asked not to make interesting over-the-com announcements anymore.