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[uberreiniger]

It's my birthday and the phone keeps ringing. None of the calls have been from the job I want. Fuck! But it's still a nice birthday. Just wish I had that job.

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[fire2furniture.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!!

may your day be filled with the job phone call you wish for and all the backdoor redheads you can shake a stick at!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

There was a little flick called Pirates! I'm sure you know the one :) Almost as good as Backdoor Redheads ;)

[fire2furniture.livejournal.com]

ohhhhhh Pirates is excellent! I've got a whole box full-a porn, if there's something in particular you might enjoy let me know... alas there's backdoor, but no redheads...unless you count Audrey Hollander, but she's all over the place in Backdoor Redheads, as she cant help but stick things up her ass. ;)

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I wondered what that chick's name was! And following some rearch I see she's married to that Kean Reeves-looking motherfucker who's always banging her up the ass. I'm glad a coupla kids can find love in this crazy world :)

Audrey is the quintessential backdoor redhead, but she's almost too much. I just wanna see a dick in the ass, y'know? Not a dick, three fingers, and a vibrator. I like the anus to look like it's still functional afterward. Reusable, even. Reusable anus; a great name for a band.

Send me anything you want, by all means. Just obey the usualy list of don'ts: no scat/pissing/fisting/animals and no heavy S&M. Totally not my scene.

[fire2furniture.livejournal.com]

*quietly puts away the gay animal BDSM scat porn*

is the address I sent it to before the correct one?

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Sure is.

[sihaya09.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[batchix.livejournal.com]

Wai! Happy birthday anyway! have some boobies!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Aww... you always know exactly what I want! :D

[germsama.livejournal.com]

Oh. Happy Birthday, Tyree! I feel bad for not knowing ahead of time. I could've got you an evil Neopet or something. =\

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

My real life pets keep me busy enough, but thanks!

[fadedsecret.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!

[elvinborn.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!!!!1!!!

Here's hoping there's cake.
because there should always be cake.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

There wasn't. But there was Mediterranean food, which is just as good.

[arphaxaad.livejournal.com]

Happy Day, though soon it ends.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Aye, that it did.

[kakita-shisumo.livejournal.com]

(sorry, but I was in an L5R mindspace all week...)

Happy birthday to you,
You train with Matsu,
You look like a Hida
and you smell like Katsu!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

That was just bad! :P

[ksracxe.livejournal.com]

In traditional Garfield fashion:

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Whoopie-do! Whoopie-do!



Open up a present! Just for you! Just for you!

Mine is Thursday :p

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Yikes! And just today Mel and I were discussing how much Pennywise reminded us of Binky.

I just finished Hearts In Atlantis. Have you read it?

[ksracxe.livejournal.com]

Heck yes. I love that book. It made me cry. It was very ... well done. The first story I had to read cause of the Tower, and the rest - I finished it in 2 days.

I am reading Dreamcatcher again - haven't since it was new. Shit demons. Heh.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I found it to be the most depressing King work I've read, but it was so beautiful. Great story structure too.

I take it Brautigan's offer to speed up the Low Men's work by fifty years results in the Beamquake in "Song of Susannah"?

[mellanella.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!

[solandra.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday, bitch!!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Aw! Scat porn! Just what I always wanted!

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

Sorry I missed the birthday. I haven't been on Livejournal lately. I hope it was a good one though and that you got some cool stuff or even just some time off to do what you want to do instead of what you have to do.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

It was a nice day, that's for sure. One of the nicest in a while.

[zombiecowboy.livejournal.com]

I missed it too... no, wait a minute, I didn't, I just couldn't post anything until I got back to work this morning.

Happy Birthday!!!

[renfestlady.livejournal.com]

oh well. It's my birthday today and not one call except people checking on the baby. poo.

[freyjas-child.livejournal.com]

Eep! And I missed itO.o I'm sorry!~Bows down~ Belated happy birthday to ya hun!~Leaves ya some big heart to heart hugz~

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

that's okay. I don't mind late birthday wishes at all.