Sing it with me! "Ma-ssuh got me work-in!..."

[uberreiniger]

Happy New Year. Here I sit making holiday pay to make sure no drunk morons wander onto the property. This would be more fun if I had a rocking chair, a shotgun, and a straw hat. Jesu, this is such an overrated holiday. Pass it the right way by telling me good things about our relationship!

stolen!
1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
2. Am I physically lovable?
3. How long have you known me?
4. When and how did we first meet?
5. What was your first impression?
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
7. What do you think my superweakness is?
8. Do you think I'm married?
9. What makes me happy?
10. What makes me sad?
11. What reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anyone who would it be?
13. How well do you know me?
14. When's the last time you saw me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
16. Do you think I could kill someone today?
17. Describe me in two words.
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying insane?
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I wouldn't listen?
20. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?

Comments

[skynock.livejournal.com]

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Head Minion of the Dark Lord Charlie Brown
2. Am I physically lovable? never really seen a full body pic of ya.
3. How long have you known me? 7 or 8 months
4. When and how did we first meet? online, you posted about be bitching about Ryn..as I normally do
5. What was your first impression? Huh, maybe I'm not the only one stuck this bad on someone else
6. Do you still think that way about me now? nah I think you've managed to unfuck yourself better than me now
7. What do you think my superweakness is? non-redheads. Angry Ghosts
8. Do you think I'm married? this is like the dumbest question, everyone knows your married to Nicolle Kidman
9. What makes me happy? your writting, good music, and L5R
10. What makes me sad? lack of redheads, and acid reflux.
11. What reminds you of me? Big factories, and Charlie Brown
12. If you could give me anyone who would it be? Your wife
13. How well do you know me? not as well as I'd like.
14. When's the last time you saw me? never-thirty
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? umm, no I think we got that whole bondage thing taken care of. hehe
16. Do you think I could kill someone today? such an open question, sure why not.
17. Describe me in two words. 80's Comedy
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying insane? it's based on your internet connection working
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I wouldn't listen?Your a good listener, when your awake at the same hours as me
20. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you? ahh, yeah..what ever

What the hell, I'll give it a shot.

[yaqui.livejournal.com]

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Pool God - 'cause I'm kinda sarcastic.
2. Am I physically lovable?
Depends on how much I've had to drink.
3. How long have you known me?
About 6 months?
4. When and how did we first meet?
Almost at some show at El Torreon but I think finally at one of megiloth's barbecues.
5. What was your first impression?
Wow, he doesn't LOOK like a Death Metal freak...
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
Absolutely.
7. What do you think my superweakness is?
Tequila
8. Do you think I'm married?
Nope.
9. What makes me happy?
Acting, writing, music.
10. What makes me sad?
Pool ;)
11. What reminds you of me?
Patrick
12. If you could give me anyone who would it be?
mmmm...Meghan? Hell, I don't know.
13. How well do you know me?
Not very...yet.
14. When's the last time you saw me?
Last weekend.
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Not yet.
16. Do you think I could kill someone today?
You could if I could get you to imbibe tequila.
17. Describe me in two words.
Cool T-shirts.
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying insane?
Stronger? Still pretty new.
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I wouldn't listen?
What?
20. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?
Sure.

[donkeyjon.livejournal.com]

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Daddy Bad-Touch - To be fair, this name is actually being reserved for Dave Flynn, who often made comments about kidnapping junior high cheerleaders and having our way with them which we weren't entirely sure were facetious. Essentially, Daddy Bad-Touch is defined as "someone who says things that are likely to get you to feel like a 12-yr-old girl at a bukkakke session."

2. Am I physically lovable?
I have never physically loved you, but I would for $50.

3. How long have you known me?
hmmm...something like 7 years.

4. When and how did we first meet?
1997, I think, you came to my house to play Werewolf.

5. What was your first impression?
He's a good role-player. Probably a theater major. :)

6. Do you still think that way about me now?
Sure, you're a good role-player, and you're a theater major. :)

7. What do you think my superweakness is?
Redheads. :)

8. Do you think I'm married?
If you are, you're living a double life.

9. What makes me happy?
The simple pleasures: metal, porn, meat.

10. What makes me sad?
The lack of available females int he greater KC area who are willing to be pushed right to the limits. :)

11. What reminds you of me?
When Goose says "Duuude!! There are kids here!!"

12. If you could give me anyone who would it be?
Probably some redhead dressed as a pirate. But she'd be slightly used....

13. How well do you know me?
Better than most. Less than some.

14. When's the last time you saw me?
4th of July. :)

15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Not really. I tend to tell people things I want to tell them.

16. Do you think I could kill someone today?
Under the correct set of circumstances, I think any human is capable of and willing to kill another human.

17. Describe me in two words.
Artistic Rogue

18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying insane?
Stronger than it's been for a few years, thanks to LJ contact.

19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I wouldn't listen?
I don't think you'd listen to me tell you the proper technique for inserting a stingray spine into the penis for drawing blood for Mayan rituals....

20. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?
Possibly.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Daddy Bad-Touch - To be fair, this name is actually being reserved for Dave Flynn, who often made comments about kidnapping junior high cheerleaders and having our way with them which we weren't entirely sure were facetious.

You mean I'm next in line for the nickname of the guy who wanted to paint a hooker blue and glue a dime to her forehead? Cool!

12. If you could give me anyone who would it be?
Probably some redhead dressed as a pirate. But she'd be slightly used....

Simply reserve Brown Boy privileges for me and I shall give you free reign to slather her face and creamy inner thighs in warm spunk to thy heart's content.

[nolens-volens.livejournal.com]

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
The King's Understudy - I think you know why. :)

2. Am I physically lovable?
I would guess so, having never seen you. Your comments about snuggling/cuddling are a positive indication.

3. How long have you known me?
A few (maybe 3) months - almost as long as I've been on LJ.

4. When and how did we first meet?
Refer to #3 - we swapped comments.

5. What was your first impression?
That you were witty and a person that I wanted to get to know better.

6. Do you still think that way about me now?
Yes.

7. What do you think my superweakness is?
Duh - redheads.

8. Do you think I'm married?
No.

9. What makes me happy?
Finishing your book, listening to music, acting.

10. What makes me sad?
Girls who don't pick up on cues that you're interested in them and that a career as a pirate is not really sustainable.

11. What reminds you of me?
Tori Amos music, abandoned mills, and some other little things.

12. If you could give me anyone who would it be?
A nice redheaded girlfriend.

13. How well do you know me?
Not as well as I'd like to, but I'm getting to know you better as time goes by.

14. When's the last time you saw me?
Gosh, I guess it was... never.

15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Not yet.

16. Do you think I could kill someone today?
Hmmm... it probably depends on you mood and your work schedule.

17. Describe me in two words.
far away :(

18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying insane?
I think it's getting stronger.

19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I wouldn't listen?
No, not at this point.

20. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?
Maybe.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
The King's Understudy - I think you know why. :)

Why yes, yes I do ;)

2. Am I physically lovable?
I would guess so, having never seen you. Your comments about snuggling/cuddling are a positive indication.

That's me in the icon accompanying this reply. I really _am_ loveable when I'm not screaming and wearing corpse paint.

4. When and how did we first meet?
Refer to #3 - we swapped comments.

And then we looked at each other the next morning and it was awkward and there was that big scare a few weeks later where we thought there might be a pregnant pause in the conversation but... we seem to be doing better now.

Girls who don't pick up on cues that you're interested in them and that a career as a pirate is not really sustainable.

Cursed modern navies with their steel-plated battleships. They don't fights fair, I tell ye!

17. Describe me in two words.
far away :(

It's worth mentioning at this point that if I were a pirate, I would not only be able to travel, but it would be expected of me and I could pretty much work at my own pace, enabling me to make lots of stops in places like Georgia. Curses! I can't believe I didn't see this before... It's the NAVY keeping us apart!