Uberreiniger: der Modepolizei
Nov. 7th, 2003 09:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
uberreinigerToday I present a fashion tip culled from my very own real-life observations which occured this morning.
FASHION TIP: I want it known that I love to find beauty in women. There are many women over the age of forty whom I find very attractive. That said, I want it known that unless you are a sunweathered lesbian biker named Yolanda, no woman over the age of forty should wear leather pants. Nor should she wear said leather pants with a very proper and modest bright red sweater that looks like something you'd wear to your darling niece Amber's bridal shower. And never EVER under ANY circumstances should she wear said ensemble while _pregnant_
Suffice to say, someone did.
This has been a fashion tip from Uberreiniger, der Modepolizei.
FASHION TIP: I want it known that I love to find beauty in women. There are many women over the age of forty whom I find very attractive. That said, I want it known that unless you are a sunweathered lesbian biker named Yolanda, no woman over the age of forty should wear leather pants. Nor should she wear said leather pants with a very proper and modest bright red sweater that looks like something you'd wear to your darling niece Amber's bridal shower. And never EVER under ANY circumstances should she wear said ensemble while _pregnant_
Suffice to say, someone did.
This has been a fashion tip from Uberreiniger, der Modepolizei.
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Date: 2003-11-07 09:41 am (UTC)