uberreiniger | Finally a survey worth doing

50 things no one ever asks.

1. What color is your toothbrush? white and aqua green.

2. Name one person who made you smile today:

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3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning: arriving at work.

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Issuing temp badges.

5. What is your favorite candy bar? I don't really like candy bars anymore, but when I get one I try to get Dove chocolate.

6. Have you ever been to a strip club? No. The lascivous tableau constantly playing out in my mind beats anything they have to offer.

7. What is the last thing you said aloud? "Jeff's here."

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla: it's the most easily modified.

9. What was the last thing you had to drink? water.

10. Do you like your wallet? Not really. It's huge and made of leather... which means I won't need to replace it for a long time though.

11. What was the last thing you ate? a hot dog and potato chips.

12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? I haven't bought any this year.

13. The last sporting event you watched? I don't even remember.

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Unflavored, slathered in butter and salt.

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

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16. Ever go camping? Not if I can help it.

17. Do you take vitamins daily? Nope.

18. Do you go to church every Sunday? Not in years and years.

19. Do you have a tan? I actively try to avoid tanning.

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? It's a close call, but pizza wins by a narrow margin.

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw? Not unless it's a krazy straw, but I haven't had one of those since I was a kid. Sigh.

22. What did your last text message say? "Call me about it when u get a chance."

23. What are you doing tomorrow? Work, laundry.

24. What sounds are you listening to now? Fox News.

25. Look to your left, what do you see? A phone, a printer, some papers, my phone.

26. What color is your watch? I don't wear one. My cell phone, which serves as my timepiece, is red.

27. What do you think of when you hear Australia? That jew's harp sound effect that plays whenever an Australian character comes on screen; it's like the "Chinese melody" but the people invovled are white so it's not offensive.

28. What is your birthstone? I neither remember nor care.

29 Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Drive-thru most of the time.

30. What is your favorite number? 13

31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My mom.

32. Any plans today? Watch Lost tonight. Maybe log into WoW. Playing's just not the same since my awesome guild leader quit.

33. How many states have you lived in? Two.

34. Biggest annoyance right now? That I owe a lot on taxes.

35. Last song listened to? "Project-X" by Voivod.

36. Can you say the alphabet backwards? Yes.

37. Do you have a maid service clean your house? No.

38. Favorite pair of shoes you like to wear all the time? I wouldn't call them "favorite," but the shoes I wear all the time are my gray Nevados I've had for years and years.

39. Are you jealous of anyone? A lot of people who are more successful than me.

40. Is anyone jealous of you? I honestly don't know.

41. Do you love anyone? Yep.

42. Do any of your friends have children? Some do.

43. What do you usually do during the day? My job.

44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Do I still "know" him if I haven't seen him face-to-face in seven years? Even so, if you made a thriller movie where he and I were locked in a room and in order for me to go free I'd have to kill him, you'd have a very short movie.

45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily? I do, just about every time I greet somebody.

46. What color is your car? red

47. Do you like cats? I must. I put up with two of them.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now? I'm usually thinking about someone.

49. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Several times over the years as a child.

50. How did you get your worst scar? Ripping my leg open on a friend's torn license plate cover while try to roll Dukes of Hazzard style over the hood of her car.