Zombie attack meme

[uberreiniger]

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

What do you choose?

* Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional

1) Snake sword, made famous by Ivy from Soul Calibur. (Also wielded by Jean-Francois in Brotherhood of the Wolf and Renji in Bleach.) - I'm assuming these are the type of zombies who transform you with one bite. In that situation you want a weapon with both range and no need for ammunition.*

2) "Into the Lungs of Hell" by Megadeth.

3) Summer Glau; she can have the powers of either River Tam or Cameron the Cyborg. I'm not picky.

*Yes, I know they said I could have endless ammo. But "they" have also just dropped me in a mall full of zombies. I'm not so sure I'm ready to fully trust "them."

Comments

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Lungs is a hell of a song, but I'd be REALLY sick of it after a while... it's only about 2 minutes long, isn't it?

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

It's a short one, true, but it's always been the "fight music" on my mental soundtrack so I'll put up with the brevity for the sake of maximum fantasy value.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Hey, with Summer Glau and a Snake Sword, it might BE a 2 3:22 fight...

[fadedsecret.livejournal.com]

*Yes, I know they said I could have endless ammo. But "they" have also just dropped me in a mall full of zombies. I'm not so sure I'm ready to fully trust "them."

LOLOLOLOL. You're too funny. ILU.