Yet another icon I probably should never use in christianity

[uberreiniger]

Thanks to everyone who submitted text ideas for my Skywarp icon. However I came up with a funny idea all of my very own :)

Get it? 'Cause Skywarp is black in color. You know he totally uses lame lines like this when he goes out brandishing Megatron in pistol form in lame attempts to pick up female Autobots. There not being any female Decepticons to pick up.

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[batchix.livejournal.com]

maybe he hits on the go-bot evil chick?

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Crasher? She was hot in that Grace Jones kinda way.

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

You're a clever MUTHAFUCKA.

[arphaxaad.livejournal.com]

there's that black-arachnia chick from beastwars.. though I think she turns good at some point...

and i've always kinda had my doubts about shockwave...

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Ah, but Black Arachnia was a Predacon which are technically different from Decepticons.

The Radioshack knock-off of Shockwave was said to have a very *inappropriate* looking trigger, or so I'm told. I'm sure Shockwave actually finds all relationships pointless and illogical.

Now Soundwave, on the other hand, the perpetual Smithers to Megatron's Mr. Burns, he is without a doubt gay. He liked having other Decepticons inside him, anyway. You can tell he had a huge, painful crush on Megatron that he just couldn't express. Although I guess he eventually moved on, since he had a cameo on Family Guy where he mentioned that he had a wife named Denise whom he met in a Christian chatroom.

[rathenar.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on. Everyone knows Skywarp and Thundercracker are the steady couple in the Decepticon ranks... ^_^

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking Thundercracker was the dominant one in that relationship.

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

I forget what they were called, but I used to have the pair of those cassette tape transformers. One was teal and turned into a bird and the other was purple and turned into a gorilla. When put together, gorilla on top of the bird, you could make a robot. The thing was... the bird's head folded out of the cassette and when making the robot, it happened to fold out exactly where you'd figure a robot wang (had they a reason to have one) would have been. It was just perfect. It curved downward and had a smug looking bird expression and everything.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Hasbro was always very good about keeping things like that out of their Transformers, but whenever they let one like that slip by, boy was it ever a doozy!

I remember that duo but I never had them. They came out right around the time I lost interest in Transformers. Apparently I really missed out...

[rathenar.livejournal.com]

Sounds like Squawktalk and Beastbox. The combined version was called Squawkbox, I think.

And yeah, Hasbro's occasional clangers (or wangers) are endlessly funny. Megatron's unfortunately-placed trigger has always been my personal favourite just because there are SO many possible jokes...

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Funny how that little detail never made it into any of his cartoon versions, huh?