Say it with me now, kids. "Only in Missouri..."

[uberreiniger]

During the summertime it's not unusual to see groups of teenagers doing car wash events, presumably to raise money for some club or organization, right? RIGHT? right.
What is unusual, at least to me, is to see them doing their car wash in front of a LIQUOR STORE that's right next to a STRIP CLUB/ADULT BOOKSTORE and the car they are washing at the moment happens to be a POLICE CRUISER.

It's times like these I'm glad Missouri's not Antartica, because then there be some really f***ked up penguins.

Comments

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

Are you hanging out in Raytown again? :)

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Nope, this spectacle took place at our own beloved Erotic City.

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

Was this before or after you patronized the juice bar?

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Heh heh. Neither.

[anirishspitfire.livejournal.com]

~Just dies laughing~ Wow. I wish you had gotten a picture of that...

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

I'm only disappointed that i didnt get to see anything so typically Missouri while i was out visiting with you.

[etan.livejournal.com]

I have a lot more faith in penguins than in most missourians.