Things to Do While Being a Corporate Security Guard #247

[uberreiniger]

I discovered this one yesterday morning. While patrolling the company parking lot early in the morning, line your shadow up with that of a stop sign, throw your arms up and exclaim "My head is a giant octagon!" Hilarity will ensue.

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[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

At least you have cats. I'm living alone at 26, (27 in a month.) My ease of entertainment spirals upward in proportion to my age. Did you know if you throw buttered bread up in the air it always land butter-side down?

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

yes... yes i did.. it works with peanut butter too.. its called murphy's law. ;)