Things to Do While Being a Corporate Security Guard #247

[uberreiniger]

I discovered this one yesterday morning. While patrolling the company parking lot early in the morning, line your shadow up with that of a stop sign, throw your arms up and exclaim "My head is a giant octagon!" Hilarity will ensue.

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[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

as a person who is almost always stuck in a childlike state of easy amusement, i have tried this with more objects than stop signs including lamp posts, parking meters, ect... whatever i happened to pass at the time. you're right. its amusing, even if no one else would appreciate the humor too much..

[skynock.livejournal.com]

Being on guard duty makes a man very easy to entertain hehe.

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

so does living alone with two cats at 23 *hides*

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[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

At least you have cats. I'm living alone at 26, (27 in a month.) My ease of entertainment spirals upward in proportion to my age. Did you know if you throw buttered bread up in the air it always land butter-side down?

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

yes... yes i did.. it works with peanut butter too.. its called murphy's law. ;)

[anirishspitfire.livejournal.com]

That *is* funny! I'm going to have to try that, despite the many sorrowful head shakes and sighs of:'A-merican' I'll get. ^.^

[skynock.livejournal.com]

Just remind them their country is as big as most of our smaller states. ;) We have sub-cultures with bigger populations than their nation. Huh what am I talking about? I'm not even American, you guys are rubbing off on me, hehe.

God save the Queen.

[anirishspitfire.livejournal.com]

~Laughs!!~ Indeed. Oooh, are you actually from England? If so my entries must be quite amusing in a sense heh.

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[skynock.livejournal.com]

My father is British. I've been a few times. He is from a speck on the map called Corby. I've had a few friends who lived there as well. But your writting is very entertaining, and I look forward to your posts, you've a very capturing quality to your writting.

[anirishspitfire.livejournal.com]

Ooh, neat. Yes I wish I was staying here longer so I could really explore the country. And thank you very much, glad to hear it ^.^

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[skynock.livejournal.com]

How long do you have to say? Month? 2 months?

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[skynock.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I said the liking your writting thing twice now..*hopes he isn't coming off as creepy* Thought I only said it once..I must be getting old. :S