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[uberreiniger]

I am typing this from the comfort and coziness of our beautiful new apartment. This calls for

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bukkake!

1. In its entire life, bukkake will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.


2. Bukkake will always turn right when leaving a cave!


3. Women shoplift four times more frequently than bukkake.


4. Bukkake has 118 ridges around the edge!


5. Bukkake became extinct in England in 1486.


6. The Eskimos have over fifty words for bukkake.


7. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about bukkake.


8. Bukkake can turn its stomach inside out.


9. If you lace bukkake from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.


10. Bukkake is the world's tallest woman.

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[poorheather.livejournal.com]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nagasaki!

1. There are six towns named Nagasaki in the United States!


2. Four-fifths of the surface of Nagasaki is covered in water!


3. It is bad luck to walk under Nagasaki.


4. If you toss Nagasaki 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.


5. Nagasaki invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!


6. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Nagasaki!


7. Baskin Robbins once made Nagasaki flavoured ice cream.


8. Nagasaki was originally called Cheerioats.


9. Nagasaki is the world's smallest mammal!


10. Scientists have discovered that Nagasaki can smell the presence of autism in children!

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[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Actually I think it only took a couple of miliseconds to hardboil Nagasaki...

And yay to you for being the only responder to this post who even acknowledged the bukkake part!

[freyjas-child.livejournal.com]

Yay! I'm glad you're finally moved in and hope things settle quickly for you!

[rustie25.livejournal.com]

yay new apartment!

[blkhmster.livejournal.com]

NICE!!!! yea for new apartment!!!!

[rosered32.livejournal.com]

Yeah new home!

Hugs to you both from CA!