Interview With an Uberreiniger

[uberreiniger]

Questions asked by batchix

Hmm... let's see here...

1. If you could play any part in any movie, play, tv show, commercial, whatever what would it be and why?

Well, I actually got to have my wish here when I portrayed Jim in a production of Tennessee Williams' play "The Glass Menagerie." Beyond that, I would love to play either Hamlet or Macbeth. I don't know an actor who wouldn't dig an opprotunity to do those. If I were in a movie, I'd love to play a really memorable evil henchman, one who's so neat he upstages the main villain. (think Oddjob from "James Bond," The Twins from "Matrix Reloaded," Boba Fett, etc.)

2. Sum up your philosophy on life in 20 words or less.
After much thinking, I've decided to let a scene from the movie "Demon Knight" sum it up for me. Stage directions DO NOT count against the 20-word limit.

Irene has lost her arm in a battle with a group of demons, later she is cornered by the devil's emissary who offers her the restoral of her missing limb as well as everything she's ever wanted if she only agrees to serve him. After staring at him for a moment, Irene extends the bloody stump of her arm.

DEVIL: Is that a yes?
IRENE: No. That's me giving you the finger!


3. What's your most vivid memory of being a small child?

There are so many, but a defining one was seeing "Transformers:The Movie" in the theatre adn watching Optimus Prime die. It was the end of my childhood innocence.

4. What was your initial goal in life and how has it changed now that you're an adult?

I originally wanted to be an astronaut, but then I realized that astronauts don't really get to live on other planets and fight aliens. Now I'm an artist, actor, and a writer and I get to live on all the planets and fight all the aliens I want.

5. If you had been brought up a different religion do you think you would have wanted to become a Christian?

That's a tough one. I honestly think it would depend on the religion. I could see myself very happy as part of a tribal/shamanistic faith, but had I been raised in one of the other major religions (Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism.) I think my nature would've inspired me to eventually seek out something different.

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[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

okay.. so .. sign me up:) do i ask YOU, or The Sarah? break me back into the surveys, rants and tests.. my weekend has ended once again.. *sigh*

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[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

You ask me. I must now think of questions. Be right back...

Okay I think I've got it...

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

1)You have an opprotunity to walk away from every mistake you've ever made in your life and start completely anew. Do you think you'd make the same mistakes over again? Why or why not?

2)Continuing with the theme of 1), if you needed to fake your death, how would you do it?

3)If you could spend a day in the body of any one person alive on the earth, who would it be?

4)What would be the one thing you'd do if you couldn't be an artist?

5)You are sentenced to live eternally, but comfortably, in one normally uninhabitable environment. Do you choose a) the depths of space b) the depths of the ocean c) the heart of a volcano d) the heart of a star?

[donkeyjon.livejournal.com]

Ok, Go ahead and hit me with some questions. I promise my answers will not contain the word "teabagging" more than once per question.

Strap yourself in for the ride of your life, sailor...

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

1)A trio of magical creatures are competing for your business. All three have give very impressive Powerpoint presentations. Do you choose...
a)A malevolent genie whose three wishes might grant you all your heart's desires or a violent, painful death depending on how you word them.
b) A leprachaun who's pot of gold must first be found.
c) A fairy godmother who can provide anything the other two can provide and more, but it will all be of a limited time duration.

2)The consortium of wish-granters from the above example have provided you pro bono with a magic refilling wheelbarrow full of money which must be used to start a role-playing game publishing house. What kind of RPG would you create?

3)A lifetime without love or a lifetime without sex. Which do you choose?

4)You can have any one thing you want if you can survive one day as one of the following with only your existing skills and knowledge to rely on. Do you choose to be a)A samurai at the battle which gives Tokugawa his final victory b)A confederate soldier at the battle of Gettysburg c) A Roman gladiator. d) A prisoner in a Nazi concentration camp.

5)What on earth would be worth facing the ordeal you faced in question 4?

[kali-81.livejournal.com]

OOOOOO ME! MEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!!!! *jumps up and down*

P.S. I always wanted an Optimus Prime Transformer when I was younger (shit, when I was younger? Gimme one now!) but I never got one. Fucking parents.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Optimus Prime all the way! *high five*

This is actually kind of tough since I learned so much about you playing at Questions the other night, but let's see what I can whip up...

1) Are you really as opinionated as you seem or is that just your way of having fun with people?
2) Where would you like to be in ten years' time?
3) If you could star as any character in any play right now, what would it be?
4) If you had the ability to change into any animal what would it be?
5) What is your favorite color? (A lame question, I know, but I'm genuinely curious.)

[kali-81.livejournal.com]

Yes, that opinionated. But I sometimes use it to have fun with people. I could be gentler about the way I phrase things, but it's so much fun to watch the reactions.

Thoroughly satisfied with my life.

"Mina" in Dracula.

Some kind of cat. Can I pick which cat depending on situation?

Anything dark.