And now the exciting sequel! Which we all know can never be as good as the original.

[uberreiniger]

 

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Rank Movie Didn't See It/ Started It/ Finished It/ Liked It! 1 Manos' the Hands of Fate (1966) 2 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 3 Future War (1997) 4 Space Mutiny (1988) Liked It! 5 Troll 2 (1990) 6 Eegah (1962) 7 Hobgoblins (1987) Finished It 8 Backyard Dogs (2000) 9 Santa with Muscles (1996) Finished It 10 Gigli (2003) 11 Going Overboard (1989) 12 Werewolf (1996) 13 Uomo puma, L' (1980) 14 Giant Spider Invasion, The (1975) Finished It 15 Glitter (2001) 16 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) 17 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) Finished It 18 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) Finished It 19 Kazaam (1996) 20 Leonard Part 6 (1987) Liked It! 21 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) Liked It! 22 Hercules in New York (1970) Finished It 23 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) Started It 24 Baby Geniuses (1999) 25 It's Pat (1994) 26 2001: A Space Travesty (2000) 27 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) Finished It 28 Cool as Ice (1991) 29 Bolero (1984) 30 Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (1994) 31 Mitchell (1975) Finished It 32 House of the Dead (2003) 33 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) Finished It 34 Teen Wolf Too (1987) Finished It 35 Smokey and the Bandit III (1983) 36 Vercingétorix (2001) 37 Captain America (1991) 38 Steel (1997) 39 Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) Started It 40 Cat in the Hat, The (2003) 41 Mannequin: On the Move (1991) Finished It 42 Rollerball (2002) 43 Ringmaster (1998) 44 Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981) 45 Master of Disguise, The (2002) 46 Problem Child 2 (1991) 47 Spice World (1997) 48 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) Started It 49 Mr. Nanny (1993) Started It 50 Cop & 1/2 (1993) Liked It! 51 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) Finished It 52 Honey (2003) 53 Street Fighter (1994) 54 Jaws 3-D (1983) Finished It 55 Double Dragon (1994) 56 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) Finished It 57 Crossroads (2002) 58 Barb Wire (1996) Finished It 59 Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997) 60 Bats (1999/I) 61 FeardotCom (2002) 62 Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) 63 RoboCop 3 (1993) Finished It 64 Mangler, The (1995) 65 Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) Finished It 66 Iron Eagle II (1988) Started It 67 Best Defense (1984) 68 Mac and Me (1988) Finished It 69 Ticker (2001) 70 Grease 2 (1982) 71 Mr. Magoo (1997) 72 Glen or Glenda (1953) 73 Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) 74 Mr. Wrong (1996) 75 Pokémon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (1999) Started It 76 Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) Finished It 77 Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987) Liked It! 78 Avengers, The (1998) Finished It 79 Jury Duty (1995) 80 Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) Started It 81 Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) 82 Derailed (2002) 83 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) Finished It 84 Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) Started It 85 Freddy Got Fingered (2001) 86 Caddyshack II (1988) Finished It 87 Weekend at Bernie's II (1993) Finished It 88 Omega Code, The (1999) 89 Super Mario Bros. (1993) Finished It 90 Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) 91 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) 92 Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) Started It 93 Endless Love (1981) 94 McHale's Navy (1997) 95 Nothing But Trouble (1991) Finished It 96 On Deadly Ground (1994) Finished It 97 Kangaroo Jack (2003) 98 Batman & Robin (1997) 99 Pet Sematary II (1992) 100 Leprechaun (1993)
Which Unfortunate movies have you seen?

Comments

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised that Showgirls and Glitter didn't make this list. I am not, however, surprised that Super Mario Bros., Barb Wire and FearDotCom are here. Man, I was upset that I paid to rent FearDotCom. Really upset.

Brian and I have Plan 9 from Outer Space on our Netflix queue. Oh woe is us!

[ghaidin.livejournal.com]

How many Police Academy movies are there, anyway?
And I liked the Highlanders... though the latter ones -I'll concede- kind of pushed it a bit :P

[hyades.livejournal.com]

Learn the use of lj-cut so it doesn't put 80 gigs of B movies on all your friends views.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Riiight. Sorry for making you have to hold the down arrow and drag your mouse another quarter inch downward.

I'm sorry but you and I are not a good fit.

[act-3.livejournal.com]

Oh no, hold the phone! Wouldn't want to make your dial-up download an extra 40K, that might take a whole second!

The only conceivable way that list could be a problem is if you were running your monitor at 640x480. I really, really hope that's not what's going on.

[act-3.livejournal.com]

I will credit Battlefield Earth with this: that cow totally got its leg blown off.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

On its own I thought Battlefield Earth was a very entertaining film. I enjoyed it. I think people just couldn't look past Travolta's hamming it up in every scene (and admittedly, that was a great deal of hamming to try and look past.)