Writer's Block: Who's your daddy?

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This is an absolute no-brainer. You gotta be sired by Rasputin! He's the only figure in history from whom you stand a chance of inheriting the triple threat of supernatural powers, superhuman endurance, and formidable genitalia.

I'll go get my own photo service. With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the photo service!

So I've used Photobucket like, forever because I've been too lazy to use anything else. But they totally killed the buzz and took down the made-of-win photo that was the centerpiece of my last post. Hence, the post is no more and so is my using their services. Can anybody recommend a good photo hosting service? One that will let you post hilarious photos of men with their dicks hanging out?

Sticking your dick in a beehive is the Gentile approach to circumcision... if you're Rick Sanchez.

Since I can't share penis humor, here's some good old fashioned Star Wars-related humor at the expense of Rick Sanchez who lost his job at CNN after ranting about the Jews controlling the media... which he worked for up until he made that rant.

http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/7455100.html#cutid1