"And I for one welcome our alien overlords..."

After years of making fun of him I've finally sat down and started to read The 12th Planet by Zecharia Sitchin. You know those Annunaki reptilian alien conquerors I'm always joking about?

( Yep. They're his idea... )

So there you have it, The 12th Planet by Colonel Sanders. The aliens have sprinkled our gene pool with the eleven herbs and spices to produce beautiful space babes like Julianne Moore who will star in The Rocky Horror Picture Show alongside Kiefer Sutherland, with fight sequences staged by Keanu. The apocalypse is coming. You have been warned.

Finally a survey worth doing

50 things no one ever asks.

( Still not as itneresting as I'd like, though. )

Shamwow vs. Zorbeez!

http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/home_journal_news/4309587.html

I could care less about which chunk of foam won the contest to be perfectly honest with you. I just wanted to call attention to the fact that Billy Mays refers to himself in the third person.