Dec. 13th, 2003

uberreiniger: (eyesofthedemon)
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What is your witch power? by kaylynhalliwell
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hairDark red
eyesFunky contacts
magic denominationDark Lighter
powerHeat orbs
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Who are the Dark Lighters? The name is corny, but if they have a cool t-shirt design, I'll sign up. And exactly how *big* are these heat orbs we're talking about? I need some firepower here...
uberreiniger: (commedia)
If I were a [feminine] gay man... by 38886
Your name
Your Gay Man NameJordan
Your Gay Man OccupationManicurist
Your Stereotypical Gay Man TraitSquealing
Your Gay Man Music of ChoiceB2K
Your Gay Man Cause of DeathChoked on sizeable...you know
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Wow, that's an embarrassing why to die. Oh well, at least it wasn't autoerotic asphyxiation or suffocation while performing a blumpy. And thank heaven a hamster wasn't involved...
uberreiniger: (eyesofthedemon)
What does a lonely single guy living in his folks' basement do when he's whethering the night indoors due to a terrific snowstorm? Why, he watches foot-fetish porn and masturbates like a fiend, of course! channel surfs and winds up watching VH-1's top 40 videos of 2003 of course! Now, if you're like me and generally only listen to music which most would construe as non-commercial, encountering such a program can be like making first contact with an alien species. An alien species whom you fear and mistrust and feel it is in the best interest of your planet to destroy.

if you don't care about such things, I humbly chop for your consideration. )

Anyway, that's how you waste a weekend down here. I think I'll mosey upstairs and see if the snow has stopped. The FAO Schwartz store down on the Plaza is preparing for their entire corporation's imminent collapse and have all their toys 20% off. I'd like to see if there's any goodies I can scoop up for use in future "G.I. Joe Insider" films with the rest of my Gabriel-36 cohorts. (I'd like to say I have some nieces and nephews to shop for but sadly I don't.) So if I want to get there before the close-out ship sails into the sunset, it'll mean taking my four-cylinder, two-wheel drive out among the drifts and SUV-driving soccer moms who think they can speed and then stop on a dime on an ice sheet.

The things I do for filmmaking.

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