Queer UberrEYEniger for the Straight UberGUYniger

[uberreiniger]

If I were a [feminine] gay man... by 38886
Your name
Your Gay Man Name	Jordan
Your Gay Man Occupation	Manicurist
Your Stereotypical Gay Man Trait	Squealing
Your Gay Man Music of Choice	B2K
Your Gay Man Cause of Death	Choked on sizeable...you know
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Wow, that's an embarrassing why to die. Oh well, at least it wasn't autoerotic asphyxiation or suffocation while performing a blumpy. And thank heaven a hamster wasn't involved...