Sweet...

[uberreiniger]

After months of trying, I finally won an auction for a set of Return For Trainings, (it's a rare card from Legend of the Five Rings.) Can't believe I didn't get sniped. 'Cause we all know what I do to ebay snipers. (make them taste bile and bitter ashes, scrub their backs with pummice, make them partake of wine mixed with bile, pleasure myself in their temples of worship, etc.) Yay. A new computer, and some cool fanboy toys all in the same day! All I'm missing now is a blowj... ah, who am I kidding. I'll quit while I'm ahead. Better not to push my luck :)

Comments

[kali-81.livejournal.com]

Actually, using pumice as part of your hygiene regimen is good because it exfoliates dead skin cells. So THERE.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

What can I say? If I'm going to leave them with pleasured-in temples of worship to clean up then the least I can do is leave them with nice skin.

[kali-81.livejournal.com]

*trying desperately to get that picture out of my head*



*not succeeding AT ALL DAMN YOU*