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uberreinigerWords to live by:
Don't piss on my back and tell me it's raining.
Don't put on a condom unless you're ready to fuck.
Don't let your Attack Power write checks that your Hit Points can't cover.
Don't eat a bag of Cheetos while watching a porn movie and then act surprised when you see your penis is orange.
And last but not least, the classic:
The guy on top's not gay. he's just having sex.
Don't piss on my back and tell me it's raining.
Don't put on a condom unless you're ready to fuck.
Don't let your Attack Power write checks that your Hit Points can't cover.
Don't eat a bag of Cheetos while watching a porn movie and then act surprised when you see your penis is orange.
And last but not least, the classic:
The guy on top's not gay. he's just having sex.
