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Ever feel like maybe some interdimensional force beyond our understanding is trying to send you a coded message in the spam email you receive? Today's nuggets:

"Cheergina99, see firsttime gals in bed are more than happy!"

"See Christy, the Hottest Banging 18yr. Old Online!"

The hottest banging 18 yr. old, you say? Now does that mean she is the hottest 18 year old who bangs, or are you merely using the word "banging" as an adjective ala' the F-bomb? This could be interesting if the entire English-speaking world were to follow Christy's example. "Gimme my banging car keys, you banging cocksucker!" or "I can't banging belive he missed that field goal! Hey banghead! How much are they banging paying you!?"

Of course, it gets really interesting if you decided to eat sausages in Great Britain. "I just banged down some of the best banging bangers I've ever had!"

Curse you, interdimensional godlike spam entity. Your clumsy attempts to communicate have made me write this and put a most unfortunate song in my head...

Date: 2004-09-23 10:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] batchix.livejournal.com
Yeah... I've heard worse. And then i usually follow it up with a blank stare to which he replies, "YA HEARD ME!" XD

Date: 2004-09-23 10:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mellifera.livejournal.com
That's cute =)

We'll have to hang out whenever I fly up there to visit.

I'd do it again

Date: 2004-09-23 10:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stitchedsutures.livejournal.com
hah.. i can so see that happening:)
I'm sure i had the same blank look when i first started hearing the bukakke talks with Tyree and Jon.
But it was SUCH a good time :D

Re: I'd do it again

Date: 2004-09-24 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com
The "YA HEARD ME" is actually a Groundskeeper Willie reference, so imagine me saying it with a Scottish accent.

Re: I'd do it again

Date: 2004-09-24 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rustie25.livejournal.com
Ack! Tyree, Jon and Bukakke in the same sentence! Ack my eyes!

Re: I'd do it again

Date: 2004-09-24 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com
Oh, you'd go along with it willingly and you know it! ;)

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