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uberreinigerEver feel like maybe some interdimensional force beyond our understanding is trying to send you a coded message in the spam email you receive? Today's nuggets:
"Cheergina99, see firsttime gals in bed are more than happy!"
"See Christy, the Hottest Banging 18yr. Old Online!"
The hottest banging 18 yr. old, you say? Now does that mean she is the hottest 18 year old who bangs, or are you merely using the word "banging" as an adjective ala' the F-bomb? This could be interesting if the entire English-speaking world were to follow Christy's example. "Gimme my banging car keys, you banging cocksucker!" or "I can't banging belive he missed that field goal! Hey banghead! How much are they banging paying you!?"
Of course, it gets really interesting if you decided to eat sausages in Great Britain. "I just banged down some of the best banging bangers I've ever had!"
Curse you, interdimensional godlike spam entity. Your clumsy attempts to communicate have made me write this and put a most unfortunate song in my head...
"Cheergina99, see firsttime gals in bed are more than happy!"
"See Christy, the Hottest Banging 18yr. Old Online!"
The hottest banging 18 yr. old, you say? Now does that mean she is the hottest 18 year old who bangs, or are you merely using the word "banging" as an adjective ala' the F-bomb? This could be interesting if the entire English-speaking world were to follow Christy's example. "Gimme my banging car keys, you banging cocksucker!" or "I can't banging belive he missed that field goal! Hey banghead! How much are they banging paying you!?"
Of course, it gets really interesting if you decided to eat sausages in Great Britain. "I just banged down some of the best banging bangers I've ever had!"
Curse you, interdimensional godlike spam entity. Your clumsy attempts to communicate have made me write this and put a most unfortunate song in my head...
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Date: 2004-09-22 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-09-23 01:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-23 02:03 am (UTC)By the way, other people can read this, just so you know ;)
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Date: 2004-09-23 03:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-23 03:09 am (UTC)unrelated but curious nonetheless
Date: 2004-09-23 06:58 am (UTC)It would suck if it was true because i would find myself unable to support with a clean conscience this chick or any of her projects, since she obviously has faulty judgement... if that's the case. heh. i can't overlook fucking slipknot members. it should be Biblically listed as an unpardonable sin.
signs
Date: 2004-09-23 07:00 am (UTC)Re: unrelated but curious nonetheless
Date: 2004-09-23 07:05 am (UTC)Re: signs
Date: 2004-09-23 07:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-23 10:24 am (UTC)Re: signs
Date: 2004-09-23 10:25 am (UTC)Oh, and we need more asians for the phillipino barbeque and more old people, sorry.
no subject
Date: 2004-09-23 10:49 am (UTC)We'll have to hang out whenever I fly up there to visit.
Re: unrelated but curious nonetheless
Date: 2004-09-23 10:49 am (UTC)Re: unrelated but curious nonetheless
Date: 2004-09-23 10:52 am (UTC)"Well, i'm afraid i wont be able to cheer for her at Ozzfest now. I might have to burn my T-shirt as well"
it had better not be true because if it is... *shakes fist menacingly at the sky*
I'd do it again
Date: 2004-09-23 10:56 am (UTC)I'm sure i had the same blank look when i first started hearing the bukakke talks with Tyree and Jon.
But it was SUCH a good time :D
Re: I'd do it again
Date: 2004-09-24 07:20 am (UTC)Re: unrelated but curious nonetheless
Date: 2004-09-24 07:22 am (UTC)Re: I'd do it again
Date: 2004-09-24 07:26 am (UTC)Re: I'd do it again
Date: 2004-09-24 07:37 am (UTC)