I am so GOTH!

[uberreiniger]

There I was this morning, rocketing down the highway wearing tinted glasses, all black clothing (including Saviour Machine t-shirt), blasting The Sisters of Mercy at insanely high voluem in my economy car cheesily festooned with Chinese dragons. The only thing missing was a tattered copy of an Anne Rice, (or Poppy Z. Brite, or possibly even Laurell K. Hamilton) novel in the sadle and a girlfriend named Ivy who wears a top hat and chainsmokes cloves sitting in the passenger seat. Goth on!

*Note: Those wishing to donate used Rice/Brite/Hamilton novels to the cause please e-mail for my mailing address. Women wishing to audition for the part of girlfriend Ivy please apply in person. There will be a manual dexterity test followed by an oral exam. Thank you for your interest.

Comments

[rustie25.livejournal.com]

What do I need to do to study for the exam? I might actually be able to get this part! And I suck at acting ;) What do I get for playing the role of Ivy?

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

You don't need to suck at acting, just act at... well, you get the idea. I can't offer you much for payment, but I can guarantee all the cloves you can smoke. You can even keep the top hat :)

the honest truth of it all

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

Ah Tyree... i love it when you post :D

Re: the honest truth of it all

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

And I love it when you comment. Yay! Group hug! :)

[ex-horrorhea561.livejournal.com]

You can actually read Brite? I read "Lost Souls" and a little part of me died inside.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

It's just a prop to complete the ensemble. DUDE! No way I'm actually gonna read that thing!

[ex-horrorhea561.livejournal.com]

Yay! Good for you!

[cygny.livejournal.com]

Manual and oral exam, I bet I know in what direction that would be going :P Naughty indeed :D

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I didn't say anything naughty, I merely implied 0:)

[darkemoone.livejournal.com]

I have one Rice book (the only one I'll read) and one Brite book (see former comment) to happily donate to your cause. They're both pretty battered and look like they've been read a bunch of times to boot.

When do auditions start? I don't smoke, but I can pretend really well. =D

Here's my "I'm Soooooo Goth!" audition headshot:

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Actually, with a headshot that goth you can skip the audition and come straight to the call-backs!

[darkemoone.livejournal.com]

w00t, baby! Nothing's more fun than pretending to be übergoth.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

It's easy, actually. Just look bored and periodically comment about how "lame" everything is ;) Oh, and pout. It's the strength of that pout that the foundation of future job offers are based upon. And if not, well, pouting is lame anyway so... whatever....

HILARITY!!!

[darkemoone.livejournal.com]

Speaking of Anne Rice, my friend horrorhead made a post recently about Anne Rice and some brain droppings she left on Amazon.com, AND he's currently involved in an e-mail toe-to-toe with her (I am so proud of him).

But, I direct you to his post for your amusement:

Now That's Komedy With a Capital "K" (http://www.livejournal.com/users/horrorhead/73036.html#cutid1)

Feel free to spread the love.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Whoa... Have a bit of wild rebellious phase there? ;)

[shadowfell.livejournal.com]

Hey, here's one of my "I'm Soooooo Goth!" audition head shots, too.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Wow, that is amazing. I think somewhere a rose just turned black in your honor and an English poet on an absinthe bender who has never met you before just called your name.

[donkeyjon.livejournal.com]

Goths are funny! Like the mentally infirm, or furries!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

To say nothing of people with different skin colors or foreign accents. I always get a kick out of them ;)

[mellifera.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...

Attitude (x)
Prerequisite gawth reading material (Poppy AND Anne) (x)
Bloody lipped-pout (x)
Clothing dark-as-night (x)
Prerequisite mood(y)-music (x)
Black eyeliner (x)

Looks like all I'm missing is the top hat and cloves....

[mellifera.livejournal.com]

Ugh ... I forgot the Laurell K. I have tons of her stuff.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I've got some Anne Rice. Shh! Don't tell anyone.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Got any really huge black boots and those funky Raggedy Ann-style striped tights? Not mandatory by any means, but definately teh sex. Otherwise, I think we're all set...

[mellifera.livejournal.com]

Have the boots. Will have to run by Hot Topic for the tights.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Yay! *cums*