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The waffles are coming for me. I can hear their syrupy footsteps. They come to take revenge for having been cruelly pressed from their happy state of primordial batter innocence into the regulated, unforgiving, geometrically-exact form in which they are now forever trapped. On my knees, I try to beg for mercy, but I see the melted butter sliding off their fangs and I know that I am too late...

...Hmm. Actually, some waffles would really hit the spot right now.

Date: 2004-09-10 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mellifera.livejournal.com
Mmmmm waffles.

When I visit, we totally have to do a late night IHOP excursion.

Date: 2004-09-10 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com
There's a Waffle House about a mile from my house... but we can find an IHOP if you're an IHOP girl :)

Date: 2004-09-10 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mellifera.livejournal.com
I'm not totally opposed to Waffle House, but I prefer IHOP.

Date: 2004-09-10 08:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com
I've been dubious of IHOP ever since the time I went to one and got a hulking waitress with the words "LOVE" and "HATE" tattooed across her knuckles. But for you, I will make an exception. Gotta conquer my fear some time.

ew.

Date: 2004-09-10 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stitchedsutures.livejournal.com
you know, if you want to get technical i think that those waffles have at least *one more* form to go through after being forced into a solid geometric form. Were they good? have the waffles *transformed* again yet? :D

Re: ew.

Date: 2004-09-10 08:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com
The waffles were spared the fate of transmutation this day. I'm sure the awful Sonic food I just downed will be able to tell them all about the horrible fate that awaits.

And dude, you're seriously sick!

Date: 2004-09-10 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elvinborn.livejournal.com
I always figured the waffles were proud of their perfect geometrical shape. And maybe they lorded it over the poor pancakes that are boring and flat.

Date: 2004-09-10 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com
I think it came from them feeling they always had to prove they were as good as the pancakes, what with the lumberjacks clearly treating the pancakes as their favorites...

Date: 2004-09-13 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elvinborn.livejournal.com
In celebration of this discussion, we went out for dinner at IHOP and enjoyed some lovely buttermilk pancakes. Take that you freaky waffles!

Hi. I'm way behind in commenting :)

Date: 2004-09-14 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com
That's how you know when you're an LJ celebrity: when your posts inspire trips to IHOP! [/loved]

Date: 2004-09-10 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] megiloth.livejournal.com
Waffles do sound good right aboot now. Just no Mrs Butterworth!!!

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