Best Buy or Breast Bi?

[uberreiniger]

It will be seven to fourteen days before I get my computer back. Yes, that's right, seven to fourteen days. Looks like I'm going to catch up on my reading and PS2 gaming this month... But no distractions from making music is good, right? Right.

Do you want to know how blind and dumb I am? Being paranoid, I cleared out everything on my computer I would be embarassed to have a stranger see: all the porn's gone, all my NC-17 fiction has been saved to disks. I'm scott-free, right? WRONG! In all my fussing, I completely forget about the female nude drawing that Lesley made which I have been using for my desktop picture! So the Friendly Service Technician plugs my computer in, turns it on and BOOM! Carefully-shaded, meticulously grey-scaled knockers right there in the middle of Best Buy. It's been my background image for so long that I don't even think about it anymore, but you can bet I was thinking about it then! I think my face must have matched the maroon shirt I was wearing. The guy didn't say anything, although I did notice that he was quick to place the diagnostic window directly over the incriminating area. Eh, I know these computer techs have seen much, much worse in the course of their work, but it was still embarassing as hell and left me with serious doubts about my brain power. I'm just glad the three little old ladies in line directly behind me didn't see it. Or if they did, they didn't say anything.

Once past the issue of the boobies, however, the tech did tell me that something on my comp was running considerably slower than it ought to be, so it appears something really is wrong. And I'm probably going to have to shill out money to get spyware removed since software issues aren't covered by my warranty.

So for the next 7-14 days it appears all I can do is while away my time with L5R cards, books, songwriting, movies, and video games as i sit huddled in my basement wondering how many stranger's eyes are seeing Lesley's drawing's breasts and jumping to conclusions about what those breasts say about me as a person.

Comments

[cygny.livejournal.com]

*giggles frantically*

One thing you forgot on your to-do list and that is write on Apocalypse Woman ^_____^

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

You needn't fear. I have been writing a little on Apocalypse Woman each day this week so far. I'm still a little frustrated with the point that I'm at, so what I'm writing may get scrapped and restarted, but I am trying!

[cygny.livejournal.com]

Good to hear that :) I'm currently not doing much writing myself and absolutely missing it. Should perhaps try the same, get a little bit written every day, if it's only a few lines.

[mellifera.livejournal.com]

Sometimes the obvious things are the ones we forget most easily.

And I have to agree with my friend Cygny. More A.W.!!!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I hope you're right. Any more obvious and it would have been poking my eyes out...

And as I just told our friend Cygny, I have been working on Apocalypse Woman a little each day this week. I'm kind of having writer's block on it right now, but rest assured the story is moving forward. And backward. Actually it's really sort of an in-and-out motion, come to think of it ;)

[mellifera.livejournal.com]

Sounds about right ......

[ex-horrorhea561.livejournal.com]

I have an excellent nude photograph of a woman I use for my desktop. I like her because she's sexy, perfectly curved, and I can get away with saying I like how the photo was shot (because I do).

Porn + Composition = Good Desktop Wallpaper

I stopped caring if people saw it. I mean, granted, I'm not going to cavort around school with it on my laptop's desktop, but for my personal machine? Fuck it.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

If he had taken it to the back and fired it up instead of doing it where the whole store could see it I probably wouldn't have cared either. I just wasn't expecting to share her with an entire department store.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I made you giggle :) And I'm glad your daughter is as quick to take note of boobies as I am :) I think we can arrange to see each other in the next 7-14 days (well, 6-13 days now, but that's getting too technical.) I probably won't make it to Donnie Darko this weekend, I'm afraid :( But we can totally hang out and watch some Asian horror or something.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Yep... and my next two evenings I need to spend working on music since I'm meeting with another musician on Wednesday. But hey, I'll be happy to rent something when we do get together if it'll save you money. I imagine having a young child money's pretty tight.

I was all set to call you up Saturday night and see if you were still doing Donnie Darko but the exhaustian from Ren Fest and having gotten only a few hours' sleep the night before caught up with me once I sat down :/ I was asleep in the chair before I knew what hit me...

Just like in Fight Club. and then my familiar opinion

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

Hah. that's funny. it would have been even funnier if there was a big, erect cock on the screen when they plugged it in. not because i want that to reflect on you, but i just think its funny how damned uncomfortable that that one, standard, familiar image makes people feel. Somehow looking at boobs and naked chicks isnt met with that same revulsion at first glance, and we're all pretty much expected to find female nudity acceptable as an image to an extent. But.. as i've voiced before. i want more cocks. everywhere. we musn't fear the image so.

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[elvinborn.livejournal.com]

well said. more cocks. everywhere. ::makes campaign signs::

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[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

Oh man.. now you've got my mind going, and not in a wholesome direction. Campaign signs indeed :D :D
I need to figure out a proper name for this movement though hah

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[elvinborn.livejournal.com]

Now I'm going to be pondering names for the movement all day. :) My brain needs more warped occupations

stand up for cocks

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[elvinborn.livejournal.com]

or maybe
Full Frontal:: an uprising for cock equality

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[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

You're doing good:)The innuendos just are waiting to be voiced

I figure if we mention "wood" in the right way, we could also gain support of environmentalist demographic.. or at least the lumberyards. :D

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[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Oh my... what have I done? I post an innocent story about a bare-breasted illustration being publicly revealed the local electronics outlet store only to return and find cocks sprining up from my journal like mushrooms after a warm summer rain! I shudder to think what it will look like after I get back after this weekend. My poor journal will probably be covered in throbbing blue veins...

Re: Just like in Fight Club. and then my familiar opinion

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Cock... it's not just for breakfast anymore :P

[dayglowdave.livejournal.com]

More breasts all around!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

To get any more breasts I'd have to date a Hindu goddess...

[anirishspitfire.livejournal.com]

That is rather funny, I think more at their expense then yours in an amusing sense. Well, at least you can take the time to focus on that which you thrive: the arts, in all forms. Wonderful!

[elvinborn.livejournal.com]

I laugh at your embarassment. :) this is part of why the background on my computer is a harmless painting of a warrior mouse.