For the Surveys to Dictate Our Death

[uberreiniger]

Surveys revealed by comely Delphic Oracle mellifera


Sex survey and two music ones.

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The Basics
Male/Female:	Bearer of the Y Chromosome
Heterosexual/homosexual/bisexual?:	Straight
Are you certain of your sexual orientation?:	Good question... *looks at some boobs.* Yep.
If not, why arn't you? If you are, how do you know?:	Look at some boobs. Trust me, one way or the other, you'll know.
Your age:	27
How often do you think about sex in a normal day?:	I've done lost track
How often do you think about other sexual acts besides intercourse?:	Lost track of that too. So that means a lot.
Have you ever had sex?:	Yes
Do you like...
Vaginal sex:	Yes indeedy do.
Anal sex:	Eager to try it.
Oral sex:	Good stuff.
Fingering/handjobs:	It meets with mixed results, but still worth a try every now and then.
Something not mentioned above that you like:	Pearl necklace.
Which of the above do you prefer?:	I'm not exactly in a position to be picky.
Intrests
What (if any) fetishes do you have?:	Do chicks in pirate costumes count?
Do you like sexual situations with more than one person?:	Never tried it.
With several people of the same sex?:	We have a word for that. It's called gay. So no.
The opposite sex?:	I'm a guy, so I've thought about the whole two girl thing. Not sure I'd do it, though.
Or even sexual situations with several people of diffrent sexes?:	Too creepy.
If you haven't tried any of the above, might you in the future? Why/Why not:	Difficult to say, but probably not. I believe in monogamy.
Do you have a steady partner?:	No
Do you use protection?:	Yes
How important is foreplay to you:	Most of my experiences have ended at foreplay, so it's pretty important.
The Kiss
Do you like kissing people/a person?:	Yes. One of my favorite things.
What is your favorite part of kissing?:	The anticipation :)
Tounge or no tounge?:	Tongue please.
Where is the best place to be kissed (on your body):	chest
Where is the worst place to be kissed (on your body):	Haven't really found a bad one.
Who do you wish you could kiss?:	They know who they are.
How important is kissing in a serious relationship?:	Possibly more important than sex.
And...
What's your favorite sexual position:	Slightly partial to missionary
Where is the oddest place you've ever had sex:	Did some heavy fooling around on a wilderness trail during the daytime w/ people nearby.
Where do you want to have sex:	In a castle
Would you mind if people watched?:	Only if it was another girl who was telling us what to do.
How important is sex in your life:	Very, but I've learned to do without it.
Name a fantasy you have:	Two certain people I know. With me. In pirate costumes. For my birthday.
Do you like having sex...
With toys?:	Me, Jem & the Holograms, the Baroness, and Cheetara are past that stage. Our friendship is what's important now.
In the dark or light?:	Dim light. Candles are an extra special treat.
Outside?:	Nah, doesn't do anything for me.
In costume?:	Pirate chicks!
In bondage?:	No. Sex is one of the few times I exercise, so don't restrict my movement.
Submissive/dominate?:	Middle of the road.
With lubricant?:	That's her call.
Flavored condoms?:	What's the point?
With anything else unusual?:	With me. People tell me I'm very unusual.
Finally...
Do you like this survey?:	Sure do. I love TMI.

Sex Survey for the Repressed brought to you by BZOINK!

Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band::	Dimmu Borgir (This should be fun)
Are you female or male::	Vredesbyrd
Describe yourself::	Heavenly Perverse
How do some people feel about you::	Lepers Among Us
How do you feel about yourself::	Eradication Instincts Defined
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend::	Tormentor of Christian Souls
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend::	A Succubus in Rapture
Describe where you want to be::	Behind the Curtain of Night
Describe what you want to be::	Chaos Without Prophecy
Describe how you live::	For The World To Dictate Our Death
Describe how you love::	Allegiance
Share a few words of wisdom::	Allehelgens Dod I Helveds Rike (and don't you forget it!)

Bands // Song Titles brought to you by BZOINK!

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What song...
Fits your life as it is currently the most?:	Nightfall by Blind Guardian
Reminds you to be grateful for the little things?:	Edge of Thorns by Savatage
Makes you wanna get up and dance?:	Trigger by In Flames
Makes you reach for a box of kleenex?:	Jesus Christ by Saviour Machine
Reminds you of something you've lost?:	The Finish Line by Steve Taylor
Is the one you secretly like but would NEVER admit?:	That would be any of the country songs I like (except the Johnny Cash ones. JC's cool!)
Reminds you of your crush/boyfriend/girlfriend?:	Depends on which crush you're asking about.
Is the most depressing?:	The Cat's in the Cradle. HATE THAT F'ING SONG!
Can put you in a horribly depressing mood?:	Hey You by Pink Floyd
Can put you in a hyperily happy mood?:	Resurrection by Fear Factory
Causes your imagination to soar?:	Into the Storm by Blind Guardian
Makes you want things you can never have?:	Something I Can Never Have by NIN. (Makes sense, huh?)
Inspires you?:	Fassade pt. 1 by Lacrimosa
Makes you kinda horny?:	Be My Druidess by Type O Negative
Is your all-time favourite?:	Hmm, it changes. There's no fixed one.
Makes you calm and rather content?:	The Great Unknown by Mary Fahl
Has personal meaning to you?:	Leave by Klank

Sing a Song... brought to you by BZOINK!

Comments

[mellifera.livejournal.com]

You were listening to that song just to tease me weren't you?

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

That depends. Will playing it get you into a pirate costume? ;)

[mellifera.livejournal.com]

Only for you...

[reverend-betty.livejournal.com]

"Me, Jem & the Holograms, the Baroness, and Cheetara are past that stage. Our friendship is what's important now."
~hahaha!

well you should be able to have some luck with the pirate thing now that Pirates of the Caribbean was such a hit ;D