LJ, can you Paypal back my innocence please?

[uberreiniger]

Alright, so now that I have the tools of a paid account LJ member at my disposal I thought I'd finally do a search by region and find out who LJ's in Kansas City and perhaps meet some nice single girls in my area. Clicking on completely random female-sounding names I have found three lesbians and some...thing claiming to be a 14 year-old Catholic-Hindu who's dropped out of school and who claims she's married. No thanks. Not my cup of battery acid there, and in the case of the lesbians, I imagine I'm not quite their cup of battery acid either. Moral of the story? I need to quit drinking battery acid, (probably stunting my growth anyway,) and go out and meet women the regular way. Whatever that is.

Comments

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

and go out and meet women the regular way. Whatever that is.

I'm sure it somehow involves the following:

-Independence Avenue
-$20
-A knife
-Some meth

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Or I could always go down to the Mormon Spiral and give some of the RLDS girls some "old time religion" :)

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

huhhuh uhhhuhh...you said "go down"....huhhhhuhhh...uhh huhh...

$20.00!?!?!

[yaqui.livejournal.com]

You think he needs FOUR Avenue women? ;)

Re: $20.00!?!?!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Well I was going to bring two of them back for you to cheer you up but if you don't want them I guess I'll just have to make due :)

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

woohoo! Now you can make all sorts of icons:)
i have to make some new ones. hehe. especially a pirate one.

aye me hearties... there shall be icons a plenty fer all!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Just remember, if I encounter an image of you in a pirate costume I can not be held responsible for my actions! ;P