uberreiniger: (Apple)
This week in America we celebrate the holiday of Thanksgiving. As you may know, Thanksgiving commemorates a surly, suspicious, isolationist cult who fled their homeland due to religious persecution, because like all insular, abusive religious totalitarians everywhere they could dish it but they couldn't take it. They got to America and promptly almost died because they had been so busy telling other people how to live that they picked up absolutely no life skills of their own. Luckily for them, some magical Native Americans wandered by and took pity on them and hooked them up with some food. And so we reflect on the Native American with his practicality and generosity and the Puritan with his humility and austerity and raise a middle finger to them both by engaging in a bacchanalia of gluttony and sloth.

Nevertheless, as my wife and I spend our first Thanksgiving in a new home, I am thankful. I am thankful for my parents and their generosity in letting us live at their house during a time that was long and difficult for us all.

However, now that I am out of that house I am also very thankful for the following:
-Being able to park my car in the driveway and not having to drive around the block before I park.
-A brand new stove whose oven door handle I don't have to delicately grasp just so to prevent it from falling off when I open it.
-Privacy
-Two toilets, both of which are set to "kill" as opposed to "stun."

Happy feasting one and all!

Feasty!

Nov. 25th, 2005 01:04 am
uberreiniger: (tiffin (m15))
From what I'm seeing on LJ it sounds like everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving and for that I am, well, thankful! Of course, the notable exception is [livejournal.com profile] megiloth who starved to death and was forced to eat his own feet in the process. *sigh* He will be missed. Anyway, I played Fullmetal Alchemist and the Broken Angel on the PS2 all morning, napped for a few hours, then ate the monstrous bounty my mother hath prepared. Unsuccessfully went back to bed, got up, played more FMAatBA, then went over to A&A's, whom I technically should be referring to as [livejournal.com profile] kakita_shisumo and [livejournal.com profile] duendegrrl since they have LJ's now, for a second feast, a viewing of White Christmas (not to be confused with White! Hot! Christmas - that's something else,) and a game of Munchkin, which I'm not allowed to talk about because Mel is unhappy that she missed it. Did you know chasing hot vanilla with hot cider makes your stomach feel about to burst? It does, but in a good way.

So as this day in which we combine the heavenly virtues of charity, family, and humility with the deadly sin of gluttony draws to a close, let us all remember that it's not just an American holiday, it's a state of mind for the whole world. And, like its more popular, better looking, overachieving older brother Christmas, it should not be observed one day, but the whole year around.

And, as Tiny Tim observed, "God bless us, every one."

I keep thinking of all the things I need to do tomorrow, then I remember that it's going to be Black Friday and people are going to be insane and it makes me want to put it off until Saturday, not that I think that will be any better. I think next year I will do all my Christmas shopping a month in advance. And by Christmas shopping I mean groceries, gas, etc. Gifts can always wait till the last minute :)
uberreiniger: (skeksis (nekoeyes))
Today something happened to me which I only ever thought happened to other people: LJ stopped sending me comment notifications! It sounds like I'm not alone too. Somebody remind me again exactly what we're paying this website for again?

I woke up this evening with my neck hurting from sleeping on it wrong. I did something to it several weeks ago and the muscles have just not been the same since. It'll feel like it's getting better, then I'll do something careless and aggravate it. Perhaps I headbanged too much in my youth. Guess I'll have to be careful what I do with my neck at the King's X concert tomorrow night.

I may get annoyed with the overall level of stubbornness and bullheadedness in the world. But today has made me realize how many really intelligent, fascinating people I've met through LJ. I'm very grateful for everyone I've met here and for the people I already knew whom it has given me the opprotunity to know better. Happy Thanksgiving to you all.

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