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[uberreiniger]

Stolen from skynock

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1. Full name: T. Quincannon Kimber
2. Nickname(s): Uberreiniger, Green Warlock
3. Eyes: Blue. No... Yel--AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
4. Height: 5"11'
5. Hair: Between blond and brown and full of body.
6. Siblings: none
7. Do u sing in the shower?: Yes
8. Do u like to sing on the toilet?: I've hit pretty impressive notes on the toilet, but not from trying to sing.
9. Birthday: 8.14.76
10. Sign: Leo
11. Address: is about to change
12. Sex: Not since February
13. Righty or lefty: Righty
14. What do you want in a relationship most?: Cute giggle shopping trips mixed with lots of torrid gothic romance.
15. Have you ever cheated?: I was the person someone cheated with once.
16. Have you ever been cheated on?: Not that I know of.
17. Do you have a car?: Yes
18.What kind of car do you want?: Toyota Echo. Any frickin' day now...

FAVORITE QUESTIONS:
19. Movie: Pulp Fiction, The Crow, Fight Club
20. Cereal: Fruity Pebbles
21. Fave band/singer: Saviour Machine
22. TV Show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer,The Simpsons, King of the Hill, The O'Reilly Factor
23. Actress/s: Debra Messing, Helen Hunt, Katherine Hepburn, Helena Bonham Carter, Laura Linney, Nicole Kidman, Michelle Pfeiffer, Catherine Zeta-Jones
24. Actor/s: Harrison Ford, Brad Pitt, Antonio Banderas, SAMUEL L.!!!, Michael Wincott, Rutger Hauer, Brad Douriff
25. Food: Buffalo Chicken strips
26. Number: Who cares?
27. Letter: S.
28. Cartoon comic: Diesel Sweeties, Wigu
29. Disney Character: CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!! (Who said I had to pick a cartoon?)
31. Do you plan on having children: I plan to adopt
32. Do you want to get married: I'd like nothing better
33. How old do you wanna be when you have your first child: mid-thirties
34. How old do you wanna be when your married: Younger than my mid-thirties
35. Are you a homosexual?: You couldn't afford it if I was.
36. Do you have a b/f or g/f: See question 13.
37. Do you have a crush?: Yes

EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)
38. Music/TV: Depends on my mood
39.Guys/Girls: "When a girl walks in with a itty-bitty waist and a round thing in ma face Ah git SPRUNG!..."
40. Green/Blue: Green
41. Pink/Purple: Purple
42. Summer/Winter: Autumn, you t-baggers!
43. Night/Day: Night
44. Hangin Out/Chillin: Gellin'. Gellin' like a felon!
45. Dopey/Funny: Snow White
46. Weird saying I have: "And then the C.H.U.D.s attacked..."
47. What school do u go to?: none currently.
48. Have you ever taken drugs?: Narcotics? No
49. What's a major turn on for you?: Red hair, vinyl/leather pants, pale skin
50. How far would you go on a first date?: Shirts can come off. Everything else stays on.

PEOPLE
51. Nicest: Lesley
52. Funniest: Jon
53. Happiest: Dean
54. Strangest: Carie
55. Most Caring: Lesley
56. Tallest: Adam
57. Most Mature: That's a matter of perspective
58.What do you think of soul mates?: I believe in them, doesn't mean you wind up with them, though.
59.What was the last thing you cried over or got teary about?: Some old Lesley problem a while back.
60.What's something about guys/girls you don't get?: p***y
61. Are you happy?: I could be happiER, but that doesn't mean I'm unhappy.
62. Trojans or Lifestyles?: THANK YOU MR. SHIEK!!!!
63. Love or lust: Both
64. Beach or Mountains?:Mountains
65. Foreign guys/girls or Made in America?: Searching for an American girl who will dress up in a French Maid outfit and speak with an accent so I don't have to choose.
66. Sunset or sunrise: sunrise
67. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: no
68. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: I seep *near* stuffed animals.
69. Do you have any piercing: Not anymore
70. What color underpants are you wearing right now: Dark green
71.What song are u listening to right now?: None. I'm at work
72.Digits of your phone number: There are seven of them
73.Where would you want to go on your honeymoon?: Ireland
74.Who do u want to spend the rest of your life with?: Let's just say I hope it's not a cellmate named "Tiny"
75.What do u notice first about a guy/girl?: Hair length and legs
76.What do you look for in a guy/girl?: Friendship
77. What makes you happy?: Hours of free time
78. What's the next CD(s) you're gonna get?: Lacuna Coil - Comalies
79. The best advice given to you?: Don't put things off "until you have the money" because you probably never will.
80. Have u ever won any special awards?: I won the "Mr. Performing Arts" award my senior year of high school
81. What are your future goals?: Publish my novel
82. What's the worst sickness u ever had ?: Mono that kept me out of school for a month when I was a child
83. Do you like Funny or Scary movies better?: Scary
84. On the phone or in person?: In person
85. Hugs or kisses?: BUKKAKE! Er,... I mean kisses. Definatley kisses :)
86. What song seems to reflect you the most?: Child in Silence - Saviour Machine
87. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to?: Lesley would get my book, everyone else can divide it up as they wish. I leave it open to all.
90. Have u ever been so upset u cant remember anything?: No
91. What is your greatest fear?: To be no further along at thirty than I am right now
92. What's your biggest pet peeve?: Being interrupted
93. What time is it in Albania now?: Time to leave Albania
94. Have you ever been in love?: Yes
95. Have you met Santa?: That sounds like something a hit man would ask right before he blows you away
96. If E.T. knocked on your door holding up a peace sign and asked you to use your phone, what would do?: Let the man use the phone, I'm not a jerk.
97. Last time you talked to the person that you like was?: Yesterday
98. Do u have any pets? Three cats with whom I'll soon be reunited
99. What's your email address?: A computer program that allows me to read messages sent by other people
100 Last time you were depressed was?: September 18th
101. Are you an alcoholic?: If I drank I probably would be. I've got a pretty addictive personality

Well, that was fun, I guess

Comments

[etan.livejournal.com]

I saw your fav band there listed as Savior Machine, so I thought i'd share a story with you...

I was sitting at the coffeeshop the other night with couple of my friends, including Harld--the so-called "Gopher Boy" of christian music--and inevitably the conversation turned towards SM. Well, in the spirit of fun, I started dissin on SM, and Harold says, "try saying that to Eric's face!" and in my bravado, I responded, "I'd be happy to say it to his face!" Famous last words?

Harold whips out his cell phone, dials up Eric, and throws it at me..."go ahead!" he taunts. I folded, passed the phone off to our friend Brandon, who leaves a message on Eric's answering machine. I'm a loser.

And, by the way, what does being a lefty have to do with having a g/f?

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Actually my answer was righty and it was a bad attempt at a dirty joke.

As surely as one must remember the sage advice uttered so long ago on the flish list, "Don't Stalk Klay Scott!" perhaps one should also remember "Don't Diss on Eric Clayton!" :)