Vagina patrol!

[uberreiniger]

While out looking for work today I wound up at a stoplight behind an SUV slathered with bumper stickers, including numerous "rainbow" stickers one normally associates with gay rights/acceptance/tolerance, etc. Amidst all these pro-gay declarations was one conspicuously large sticker emblazoned with the legend "I <3 VAGINA." I could see the driver and it was quite clearly a male.

It was just interesting and got me thinking. Like, is that a disclaimer or something? Like he wants to send the message that he is pro-gay while simultaneously making sure no one thinks that he is gay himself? This guy could be lots of fun at gay rights rallies.

"Equal marriage for everyone! Marriage is love! Equal rights and partner benefits for gays! Oh, and by the way, I HEART VAGINA! Just throwing that out there. Don't want anyone to get the wrong idea. I mean, you gentlemen are certainly fine but vagina is where it's at for me. In fact, if there are any straight girls in the crowd here today, please be aware that I am available. Bi girls too! Damn, sorry. I didn't mean to make it sound like I would discriminate against bi girls. Bi girls are okay! In fact, they're better than okay! Er... not that I would take a bi girl over a straight girl because that would be discrimination too. Damn, I'm screwing this up. Let me start over. My name is Steve and I HEART VAGINA!"

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's driving his girlfriend's car.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

They should make magnetic removable stickers that say "I <3 VAGINA" specifically for straight guys who drive their girlfriend's very gay cars.

[lordhellebore]

It's the new "No homo" -_-

[tempest-azure.livejournal.com]

That made me LAWL

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Definitely funnier than the cars I see covered with "Respect our Mother!" and various other eco-conscious slogans that are belching smoke from a bad muffler and desperately in need of an oil change.

[ayashi.livejournal.com]

Haha that last paragraph is gold :)

Who knows, maybe it wasn't his car but I see a lot of people who are pro-gay rights and also very careful to slip in the "Oh but I'm not gay" thing. I did that a lot when I was younger XD;

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Maybe he likes to be the guy on top. 'Cuz as we all know, the guy on top's not gay, he's just having sex :)

[tempest-azure.livejournal.com]

It isn't gay if it doesn't mean anything.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I know how to spot a gay person, thank you very much. They ninja loot, disconnect and never come back without telling anyone why, corpse camp you in PVP, and disagree with you in Trade chat among other things.

See? World of Warcraft is good for something! :)

[tempest-azure.livejournal.com]

That is exactly what gay people do. Quit telling all the secrets.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Telling secrets is gay. In fact it's not just gay, it's omfg lol gay!

[lordhellebore]

He might be bisexual. or pansexual. Or driving someone else's car. Just some more options :)

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I think you just gave me an awesome line for a stand-up comedy routine. "I used to consider myself bisexual. Then I thought maybe I was pansexual. Then I realized I was just driving someone else's car."

:)

[lordhellebore]

Baaaaaah :P

[nightshade-7976.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! That was great...

[germsama.livejournal.com]

You totally should have ran him off the road to ask him. Letting your curiosity go unsatisfied is never an option!

[ravenbrenna.livejournal.com]

This like SERIOUSLY made me laugh lol.

[lucretiasheart.livejournal.com]

*snicker*