Oh no D&D didn't!

[uberreiniger]

I was playing Dungeons & Dragons Tiny Adventures on Facebook and just got this for an adventure result:

Sabtabiel approached an old man guarding a rickety bridge spanning a deep ravine. The old man refused to let Sabtabiel pass until she answered a riddle.

Sabtabiel made an Intelligence check with a difficulty of 15 . . . and rolled 17

Sabtabiel tricked the old man into answering his own riddle incorrectly -- which sent the old man flying into the gorge by the power of his own magic. Sabtabiel strolled easily across the bridge.

This is awesome. If Dungeons & Dragons are no longer above winking at the audience like this, then hopefully it will just be a matter of time before I get an adventure result like this:

Sabtabiel enters a crowded bar where patrons roll to see if they are getting drunk.

Sabtabiel made a Charisma check with a difficulty of 18. . . and rolled a 21

Sabtabiel finds chicks there -- and does them!

Oh what happy day...

Comments

[ravenbrenna.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[technicolornina.livejournal.com]

WIN.

That is all.

[l-greytree.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!! Sabtabiel scores. Of course as a DM, I'm seriously shaking my head. The computer will never replace a good DM!! :D (Not claiming to be good, mind you...so maybe I can be replaced. :P )

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Eh, it's just a fun little application to run in spare moments. It's amusing but definitely no replacement for the real thing. And I'm sure you're a wonderful GM so there :)

[feral-1973.livejournal.com]

So when do you get to build the trojan rabbit and storm the castle or do battle with the No ordinary rabbit - just look at the bones???

lol! Sounds like a great game made by fans of Monty Python.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

You could also have a roleplaying encounter with a peasant who rejects your notions of kingship as a self-perpetuating autocracy that exploits the working class. Making matters worse, he is immune to damage from the magic sword you received from the water nymph in the last encounter because strange women lying about in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government...

[feral-1973.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

Or what about a die roll to determine the skill levels of an african swallow transporting a coconut by gripping it by the husk and two swallows using a piece of string?
Then another throw to determine the distance managed by the laiden swallows? Further dis rolls may be necessary to establish the size, weight and type of coconut...

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I just want my character to be able to avoid being bitten by a moose. Mose bites can be veri nasti...

[kakita-shisumo.livejournal.com]

Ahem.

"The torch Lorthain Gallos held somehow couldn't penetrate the darkness in the corner of the room. Clearly, something unnatural was going on. Lorthain Gallos feared the worst. Tightening his grip on his Mace, Lorthain Gallos attacked the darkness."

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

"While travelling at night Sabtabiel followed a grail-shaped beacon to a castle. The castle's inhabitants turned out to be scores of beautiful women who promptly began making advances.

Sabtabiel made a Wisdom check with a target difficulty of 18. . . and rolled a 3.

Sabtabiel decides to stay and face the peril. After all, there's only a hundred and fifty of them! Hours later Sabtabiel was thoroughly exhausted from giving them all good spankings. And after the spankings, the oral sex!

-4 Constitution for 6 adventures."

[kakita-shisumo.livejournal.com]

Yes, but mine actually happened.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Can a battle of wits to the death against a Sicilian be far behind?