Observed while hanging out at the library waiting for Mel to get off work.

[uberreiniger]

If you're an elderly man who goes to the public library so you can look at the profiles of hot young men on Match.com, you might want to consider losing the three-day stuble growth, taking your weekly bath before you go, not "gumming" while you're sitting at the public terminal, and generally trying to look a lot less like a serial killer!