Dear Fast Food industry

[uberreiniger]

Dear Fast Food Industry,

I appreciate your erstwhile effort to offer your customers healthier choices in the form of salads. I appreciate the efforts you have take to make these salads appealing and delicious. HOWEVER given all of your vast technological prowess I would THINK you would have it in your power to create a plastic fork that WON'T BREAK WHEN THE SLIGHTEST PRESSURE IS APPLIED TO IT!

Seriously. I'm not trying to chop down a tree with the thing. Is a fork that can withstand the normal wear and tear of forkdom too much to ask?

Comments

[fadedsecret.livejournal.com]

Don't you know that breaking forks with the delicate salad leaf is a lucky omen in the fast food religion?

It means your cholesterol will go down by five points.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Sweet! At this rate I'm gonna live forever!

[fadedsecret.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Mmmm....fork me baby!

[ghaidin.livejournal.com]

And let's not talk about how "healthy" some of those salads are. It's hard to believe in some cases you might be better off with a burger and fries :(

[dungeonwriter.livejournal.com]

I bring my own to restaurants. Much easier!

[chade66.livejournal.com]

Salads or forks?