So you want a raincheck, huh?

[uberreiniger]

People request - nay, DEMAND - rainchecks for the most pointless, trivial shit. There are nine million places in a five block radius that sell the exact same worthless products we do. You do NOT need to demand a raincheck on Dr. Pepper! I don't care what our sale price is, it's not worth it. And then the stupid bitches and sons thereof actually WAIT and check back on this crap. I wish I had your problems. I'd like to take all these wastes of human life and ship them to Iraq to catch Shi'ite bullets between their teeth. No the insurgents won't give you a raincheck on fallafall or hummus. But they will happily do substitutions. Every unsatisfied customer gets a free IED! BLAM!

Comments

[elvinborn.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know you could get rain checks anymore!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

It astonished me too. And I knew from the moment I learned about it that nothing good would come of it. I was right.