So you want a raincheck, huh?

[uberreiniger]

People request - nay, DEMAND - rainchecks for the most pointless, trivial shit. There are nine million places in a five block radius that sell the exact same worthless products we do. You do NOT need to demand a raincheck on Dr. Pepper! I don't care what our sale price is, it's not worth it. And then the stupid bitches and sons thereof actually WAIT and check back on this crap. I wish I had your problems. I'd like to take all these wastes of human life and ship them to Iraq to catch Shi'ite bullets between their teeth. No the insurgents won't give you a raincheck on fallafall or hummus. But they will happily do substitutions. Every unsatisfied customer gets a free IED! BLAM!

Comments

[ghaidin.livejournal.com]

rain check is a check valid for money because they didn't like the product or somehtng like that?

*scratches head* people are weird

[ghaidin.livejournal.com]

"a check valid for money" *hits self*
As opposed to a check valid for tomato soup, of course. Because as everyone knows, tomato soup is valid tender....

[ysathora.livejournal.com]

A rain check is used when an item is on sale, but the store is out of that particular item. It just assures that the customer can still purchase the item at the sale price even if it's off sale when the item is restocked.

[ghaidin.livejournal.com]

*bows* thanks for the info :)

[elvinborn.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know you could get rain checks anymore!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

It astonished me too. And I knew from the moment I learned about it that nothing good would come of it. I was right.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

While you're there antagonize our pharmacy manager. He's a dick.

[adonijah74.livejournal.com]

aren't all pharmacy managers dicks?