And who will be her lover?

[uberreiniger]

Last night (when the word came down/Ten dead in Chinatown...) I had a dream that I was composing a black metal version of the classic Fleetwood Mac song "Rhiannon." I couldn't seem to get past that vexing hook of "would you stay if she promised you heaven? Will you ever win?" but I must say that part was turning out rather nice. I was just figuring out how to sing it with this nice raspy Cradle of Filth-style shriek. Before I woke up I was obsessing over whether to credit the original songwriters in the liner notes by their full names or by initial plus last name (e.g., M. Fleetwood, S. Nicks, etc.)

In the waking world, I have job-hunting fatigue. I filled out four applications yesterday. I'm pooped and taking today off from it. I just hope something will open up soon. If I don't get any interviews from this round I'm going to heavily overhaul my resume. Today I went and played a few hands of L5R with my dad and that was a nice diversion and change of pace from the daily pouring over of Monster.com.

I don't know why I bother watching news coverage of Israel conflict. I believe the Bible, so it's not like I don't already know how it all ends.

On a more profane note, I have found it is fun to use the names of male porn stars as adjectives for food items of great size. Today I enjoyed a carbonated beverage from Quik Trip which was positively Ron Jeremian in stature, then came home and chowed down on some brautwurst of John Holmesian proportions. As megiloth would say, I ain't queer or nothin'. I just believe it wasteful to deny the humorous potential of big penis. Ayup. Big penis humor; it was good enough for Aristophanes and it's good enough for me!

I suddenly feel uncomfortable ending this entry with talk of penises. So... should I create that seething black metal cover of "Rhiannon" or what?

Comments

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

If you do make a black metal cover of Rhiannon, I would love to hear it. Do you remember how it sounded in your dream? I hate it when I dream and hear this really cool song but can't remember how it went.

And no, pig penis humor is pretty much always funny. Especially in the food context. I might have to bring that up next time I see Brian chowing down on that extra long Sabrett's. I'm sure he would appreciate it. Or at least look at me funny and say "dammit... you're spoiling the meal!"

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I totally remember how it sounded, which is a rarity for me in music dreams too.

And read it again. I said BIG penis humor NOT pig penis humor. That is something else entirely!

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

D'oh! That is a fairly blatant and major typo I made there! I promise there was no Freudian slip involved... just distractions while I try to waste time at work :P

[shadowfell.livejournal.com]

You should do it. The cover, that is. I've grown to hate the dreams I have where I'm doing something musical in them as I can't play any instruments nor sing, yet I tend to do both. Then I have music in my head that I can't get out.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I think the only reason I can remember it is because it's a song that already exists in a real world. If it were one of the numerous kickass melodies I've dreamed before which had no real world antecedent, it would undoubtedly be lost like all the rest.

[fire2furniture.livejournal.com]

ohhhhhhhhhhh you should do a black metal cover or Rhiannon. I'm not much into the black metal, but I think that sounds really neat. I wanna hear it!!

also, I love your big penis humor. I'm going to have to start doing that, too, just for fun. A couple of friends and I like to go to the restauants where they take your name and then say it over the intercom, but we give them porn star names, and look to see if anyone perks up when they hear that Herschel Savage or Aurora Snow have just been sat. ahahahahahahahahahsigh. ;)

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Herschel Savage? Never heard of him, although I am a bit behind on my porn stars.

With a name like that he's got to be circumcised. And by "got to be circumcised" I mean as in "it is overwhelmingly unlikely that he is not circumcised." Not as in "it is imperative that he be circumcised now."

[fire2furniture.livejournal.com]

http://www.iafd.com/person.asp?perfid=HSavage&gender=m

he's been around for a day or two and by day or two I mean, 31 years...

...I'm pretty sure he's circumcised... *ponders*

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Wow. He's been getting laid regularly longer than I've been alive. That's kind of sad.

[adonijah74.livejournal.com]

"then came home and chowed down on some brautwurst of John Holmesian proportions."

I swear to God, I will never eat another bratwurst again.

[rosered32.livejournal.com]

So basicly you want to put the penis back in Happeniss! It is okay.. And I know how to really spell it! Just saying!

If you catually make a black metal version of Rhiannon, I will have to hear it! I love that song, but would be curious how you would change it.

[ysathora.livejournal.com]

LOL

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Two words: pipe organ.

[germsama.livejournal.com]

"I don't know why I bother watching news coverage of Israel conflict. I believe the Bible, so it's not like I don't already know how it all ends."

Random hilarious LJ paragraphs, FTW!

Black metal covers of anything Fleetwood Mac is brilliance. It must be done, and it must be shared.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I'm pleasantly surprised to see so many people in favor of this idea. Maybe I can turn it around so that Fleetwood Mac is associated with my vile darkness (my dark materials?) than with Bill Clinton or the Dixie Chicks.

[kakita-shisumo.livejournal.com]

I had that fucking song in my head all night at work tonight.

Jerk.

;)

[zombiecowboy.livejournal.com]

Psh. And afterwards, why don't ya make a metal version of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun".

Ahhh... had to get a little sarcasm off there. Actually, Rhiannon would make quite a lovely metal ditty. I'm a bad, bad musician. Haven't picked up my guitar in quite a while.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I just can't hear a good metal riff for "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun." Now "She-Bop," on the other hand, that one has potential!

My real cover song ambition, however, involves a couple of my favorite Tori Amos songs. Hey, if she can mold Slayer and Led Zeppelin anthems into tender piano laments, I figure I can turn the tables right back around on her.

[kakita-shisumo.livejournal.com]

"Silent All These Years" would make an awesome heavy metal tune.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

It could. It wasn't really one I'd thought about, but... Hmmm. Yes, there is potential. I'd actually start with "Crucify" or "Upside Down."

I really need some people to start a band with. damn.