Do they make anyone else feel yucky... or covered in themselves?

[uberreiniger]

There are two synonyms for semen which I never want to see or hear again. They are "spunk" and "jism", also grandfathered into this desire for banishment is jism's highschool dropout brother "jizz." The ONLY exceptions I make are for the two following priceless quotes. The first from the timeless film Being John Malkovitch:

"I am the Love God Eros! My... SPUNK, to you, is like... manna from heaven!"

And this quotation uttered every night in heavy French accent by a fellow cast member in the play A School For Scandal before he would step on stage:

"Tonight we shall make love to ze audience! And afterward we shall jizz on ze audience's face, for ze audience, she is a feelthy whore..."

Thank you and goodnight.

Comments

[ghaidin.livejournal.com]

oh, never ending fountain of wisdom, You're worth more than a thousand English classes!

And... you're welcome and it's midday. Da,da, the movie -but wasn't it "good night and good luck?"

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Just keep paying attention. There will be a quiz later.

[solandra.livejournal.com]

I want a dirty frenchman to jiz on my face.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

For you, only the dirtiest: uncircumcised and with poor hygiene.

[poorheather.livejournal.com]

MMM. Cheesy.

[fallingtearpoet.livejournal.com]

...this post isn't my fault, is it?

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Only partly. The rest of the fault is Stephen King's.

[tempest-azure.livejournal.com]

When things are not all too funny in my life, you always seem to come up with something in your journal to make me laugh. :P

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

If my turmoils with spunk and jism bring you such happiness I will endure them gladly.

[elvinborn.livejournal.com]

and the use of Spunk for this purpose ruins a perfectly good discription for me. Being Spunky was fun dammit!