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[uberreiniger]

First of all, this has been making the rounds on teh internets today, so odds are you've already seen it, but if you haven't, then you owe it to yourself to go check it out:

Katrina: The Gathering

Obviously, it's a lot more fun if you've ever played Magic: The Gathering, but if you haven't hopefully you'll be able to figure enough out to appreciate the humor. And does it make me a bad person that viewing this makes me yearn to play Magic again?

I find the memetic nature (in the Jungian sense,) of LJ friends lists fascinating. Every now and then you'll have a day where all the unrelated people on your friends list are facing the same problem. And I don't mean the generic ones everybody faces, I mean very specific problems. Today, it was rude women drivers in SUV's. Like I told kansaschica, people love to talk about men using their cars to overcompensate for penile deficiencies, but I seriously believe that penis envy is alive and well and that it exists and thrives in the form of small, rude women who drive their SUV's badly. I'm not kidding. Next time an SUV driver does something rude or downright stupid in traffic, look at them very closely. Odds are it will be a woman. Mind you, I'm not saying women are bad drivers. But I am saying that SUVs seem to attract a certain type of woman to drive them.

Went to A&A's tonight and the dogs had apparently eaten out of the liter box. If you've ever owned both dogs and cats at the same time, you might notice that dogs occasionally like to just chow down on what they find in the cat's litter box. This is something that really sickens and disgusts me and makes me wonder far, FAR more than things like the platypus and serial killers just WHAT God was thinking. This in turn made me wonder: Humankind disobeyed God's command not to seek the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge and in turn were cursed forever with old age, violence, and the pain of pregnancy. Meanwhile, dogs are over here chowing down on cat shit. Kind of makes you wonder what they did, doesn't it?

Comments

[kbetol.livejournal.com]

I must get those cards! Where do I get them ;) That was too funny I like the instant for the Secretary of state, Put a 3/3 black token into play too funny.

Yeah why is it when I see people driving SUV's it is mostly woman. My personal opinion on woman drives I will just keep that to myself.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

The Secretary of State was a personal favorite of mine too! Actually I think all those cards were pretty spot-on. Except the Bill O'Reilly one, which doesn't portray him accurately at all.

[kbetol.livejournal.com]

LOL hell yeah now we have to find out where to get them.

I must have these cards!

Oh well what the hell my opinion I don't think anyone could portray Bill O'Riely other then him self. At least they tried, but yet I seem to think it was inaccurate as well.

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

i liked the Bill Clinton one. Tap target intern and take Bill Clinton out of play. or something like that. heh. I also liked Frickin' Alligators! and Sean Penn in a Leaky Boat. Sean Pen in a Leaky Boat made me laugh for a good while.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Harry Connick Jr. cracked me up too. "How the hell does Harry Connick Jr. rescue people before FEMA!?" hilarious. Or would be if it wasn't true.