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uberreinigerThings I don't understand pt.
WOMEN'S LOVE OF MERCEDES LACKEY: It seems like every girl I know who shares even a few of my hobbies has read at least one Mercedes Lackey novel - but more likely all of them. What's the appeal? I wish I could make gamer chicks love me by writing gay romance novels with flying horses in them.
THE HONESTY OF BEER AND CHOCOLATE: They leave the body the same color they were going in. Why cannot all food be so honest?
THE FIFTH AMMENDMENT: If a criminal's dumb enough to admit to a crime on the stand, he deserves what he gets. Isn't the purpose of a trial to establish guilt? Think of the tax payer money that could be saved if not for the damn fifth amendment giving the criminal the right not to establish his guilt at the damn proceeding he's there to have his guilt established at! I sense that slave-raping atheist Jefferson's hand in this one. Damned Illuminati bastard...
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO NINJAS: Seriously, what ever happened to them? Why can't I go down to the Y and learn ninjitsu? Why don't Navy SEALS get Shinobi training? What happened to all those cornball ninja movies Hollywood was making in the 80's? The last American Ninja movie left me hanging. I want more!
This concludes tonight's Ranting mit Uberreiniger. Join us next time where we cover such topics as speculums, middle school, nail fungus, and rubber.
WOMEN'S LOVE OF MERCEDES LACKEY: It seems like every girl I know who shares even a few of my hobbies has read at least one Mercedes Lackey novel - but more likely all of them. What's the appeal? I wish I could make gamer chicks love me by writing gay romance novels with flying horses in them.
THE HONESTY OF BEER AND CHOCOLATE: They leave the body the same color they were going in. Why cannot all food be so honest?
THE FIFTH AMMENDMENT: If a criminal's dumb enough to admit to a crime on the stand, he deserves what he gets. Isn't the purpose of a trial to establish guilt? Think of the tax payer money that could be saved if not for the damn fifth amendment giving the criminal the right not to establish his guilt at the damn proceeding he's there to have his guilt established at! I sense that slave-raping atheist Jefferson's hand in this one. Damned Illuminati bastard...
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO NINJAS: Seriously, what ever happened to them? Why can't I go down to the Y and learn ninjitsu? Why don't Navy SEALS get Shinobi training? What happened to all those cornball ninja movies Hollywood was making in the 80's? The last American Ninja movie left me hanging. I want more!
This concludes tonight's Ranting mit Uberreiniger. Join us next time where we cover such topics as speculums, middle school, nail fungus, and rubber.
