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uberreinigerThere's an old joke which requires some familiarity with the porn industry's bizarre rennaissance in the late 70's/early 80's to appreciate: What's twelve inches long and full of worms? Answer: Big John Holmes's d*ck.
That about sums up what I just ate out of the vending machine. It's amazing what you think will taste good at 3:40 AM on a Tuesday.
It was something called a beef hotlink. "beef sausage, cheese and jalapenos wrapped in bagel dough and baked." Man, that wouldn't sound appetizing at a five-star restaurant. What the hell made me think it would taste good for a buck seventy five? Thankfully, the machine next to it had lifesavers. I'm sucking them down just as fast as I can just to keep the taste out of my mouth.
I'm pretty sure the cheese, jalapenos and bagel dough were real. BUt that sausage... man, I think I found Jimmy Hoffa.
That about sums up what I just ate out of the vending machine. It's amazing what you think will taste good at 3:40 AM on a Tuesday.
It was something called a beef hotlink. "beef sausage, cheese and jalapenos wrapped in bagel dough and baked." Man, that wouldn't sound appetizing at a five-star restaurant. What the hell made me think it would taste good for a buck seventy five? Thankfully, the machine next to it had lifesavers. I'm sucking them down just as fast as I can just to keep the taste out of my mouth.
I'm pretty sure the cheese, jalapenos and bagel dough were real. BUt that sausage... man, I think I found Jimmy Hoffa.
