A disturbing quiz. But at least I'm not as lustful as I thought. Though barely...

[uberreiniger]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

I recommend taking this quiz even if you don't like quizzes. Provides some interesting food for thought about yourself.

Comments

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

man, i feel like such a cretin now... :x

[kali-81.livejournal.com]

Aw yeah.

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Don't lust me you fraudulent, malicious panderer! Don't make me get all wrathful and gloomy on yo' ass. YEE-AH.

[kali-81.livejournal.com]

Just try it and I'll get so malicious on YO ass that you won't know what hit you BOOYAH. I have no conscience, by the way.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Then all that lust won't go to waste...

[kali-81.livejournal.com]

Lust is impossible to waste. It's not like time or money or anything.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

If anything I wish time and money were more like lust. Use it up and fifteen minutes later you have more of it. How sweet is that? Although I hear that like time and money it starts to rapidly run out once you get older.

[kali-81.livejournal.com]

I don't know, you're the older one here. I'm just jailbait.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

All systems operating normally so far, captain. Should we experience any decrease in power levels, I'll let you know.

[kali-81.livejournal.com]

Musn't...make...comments...AAAAAAA!!!!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

You don't want to know what I just imagined.

[kali-81.livejournal.com]

Damn my insatiable curiosity!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know. Coital scene. The woman screaming "Musn't... make... comments... AAAAAAA!" as she orgasms. See, don't you wish you hadn't asked?

[kali-81.livejournal.com]

I don't get the whole screaming thing. Too much effort. Little whimpers, sure. Bloodcurdling screams, no thank you. PS, is your icon from Silent Hill? Michael plays that all the time and I really really want to as soon as I beat Splinter Cell. Not having an Xbox is really hurting that, though.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I LOVE Silent Hill. I am painfully in love with that game series in all its twisted, gore-dripping glory.

[kali-81.livejournal.com]

It's scary. :(

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Believe me, it's scared the hell out of me a few times.

[kali-81.livejournal.com]

Ah.

SO..............what's up?

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I'm reading the breadbox LOTR. It's f'ing HILARIOUS!

[kali-81.livejournal.com]

*does happy dance* Toldja toldja toooooldja, ha ha ha ha haaaa ha. Now, should I send you the links to parts one and two? On one hand, they're hilarious. On the other hand, I won't be talked to while you read them. Hmm.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Sure, hit me with 'em. But weren't you going to bed anyway? Not that I mind the company.

[kali-81.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm going to bed. But before I go...

Pirates of the Caribbean: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1695917

Matrix: Reloaded:
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1375491

Matrix: Revolutions:
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1617029

LOTR:FOTR:
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1161912

LOTR:TT:
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1161912

G'night!