I've sort of lost interest in this type of meme. But in this case, I'll make an exception!

[uberreiniger]

You are Caucasian Shashlik!! The other White meat.
No, not THAT white meat... the OTHER one. Step
off, cracka. Get off your high stick.


What Weight Watchers recipe card from 1974 are you?
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The building has been invaded by a strange smell. Facilities services' solution to this is to prop the front door open and let it air out. Did I mention it's thirty degrees out? Breezy! Some hot, sizzlin' caucasion shashlik would be great right now! Sucka!