Thought for the day...

[uberreiniger]

It has often been said that opinions are like assholes: Everyone has them. I believe that opinions are more like breasts: Everyone has them, but half of everyone lacks the mechanics needed to develop their own, some people use theirs to make others feel inadequate, and not everyone's are worth exploring, but some people are so desperate just to get their hands on one that they'll explore it without even thinking.

This concludes my thought for the day.

Comments

[winegodeatsyou.livejournal.com]

Good metaphor, but hard to fit on a bumper sticker.

[winegodeatsyou.livejournal.com]

I have come to the conclusion you must sleep even less than me.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Working midnight-eight AM will do that to you.

[mellifera.livejournal.com]

I think you just like thinking about breasts =P

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I have good inspiration :D

so where do the fake ones fit in? *yoink*

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

I really like this. i'm going to steal it. i dont think you'll mind too much. if you do, please start sending me hate mail and start trolling my journal. it would feel nice to know someone cares *that much* :)

Re: so where do the fake ones fit in? *yoink*

[act-3.livejournal.com]

Fake ones are exactly that. I knew a guy that had no actual opinions of his own. He just saw that everyone else had opinions and wanted them.

I swear this is probably one of the most brilliant things I've read. It's so, so true. And it incorporates breasts, which I've been known to support. With both hands.

Re: so where do the fake ones fit in? *yoink*

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

I like that too :D often when someone just sees that others have opinions and wants them, they also tend to just jump on the wagon with whatever seems to either immediately(read:short term) get the most attention from who they want to impress or complies with whatever most people tell them they should think. It's almost impossible for them to just form their own thoughts or to simply have confidence and be true to the opinions they *really* hold.i guess that can sorta apply to the prosthetic tit thing as well.

I think boobs are so much more appropriate than assholes with the opinion thing. i wonder what sort of "boobs" we all have with only our style of being opinionated was taken into account. hmm.. i sense porn is good icons running rampant on this thread no matter what though XD

Re: so where do the fake ones fit in? *yoink*

[act-3.livejournal.com]

I like to think I have big, mighty boobs.

A friend of mine gave me this DVD full of trailers for weird movies, and there was one about this stripper who used her enormous breasts to suffocate evildoers to death. The movie was called "Deadly Weapons."

I think I've got a pair of those.

Re: so where do the fake ones fit in? *yoink*

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I think mine lactate. A lot.

just another reason to luv tyree

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

you know, not only does your initial post ROCK, but it gives everyone a chance to keep going on about all sorts of boobs while still being able to trace it back to a "legitimate topic" if necessary

Re: so where do the fake ones fit in? *yoink*

[darkemoone.livejournal.com]

With the way you are about your opinions, you'd probably go around topless to flaunt said mighty breasts, too.

Re: so where do the fake ones fit in? *yoink*

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I don't do it intentionally. It was a wardrobe malfunction!

Re: so where do the fake ones fit in? *yoink*

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

i think i must have mighty boobs as well. the kind that you just cant ignore and that wont go away even if you *try* to ignore them. hehe. i wouldnt be surprised if my "boobs" haunt some people while they sleep. hehe. i'm talking of the opinion analogy still.

but about that movie...
so.. does she eventually kill herself for making shitty life choices that end up degrading her and women everywhere to mere breathing sex toys? i mean, why discriminate against evil? :D i like it when the *hero* dies anyway. its the ultimate sacrifice.

Re: so where do the fake ones fit in? *yoink*

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I know that whenever you whip out your opinions I can't stop staring.

I saw a horror movie once and I wish I could remember what it was called. It was set at a Catholic school and the girls were passing around this lip liner that had a demon inside of it that kept possessing. Anyway, in one scene, one of the possessed girls whips out her boobs and a guy tries to grope her and her boobs come alive and start devouring him. It was a pretty damn kick ass special effect, watching boobs turn into hands.

[rustie25.livejournal.com]

deep, man. real deep.

[deathbytamarind.livejournal.com]

Profound.

metaphor

[drinkalizer.livejournal.com]

You love boobs, man - but I guess all of you men do.

Re: metaphor

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I love opinions too :)

[solandra.livejournal.com]

I LOVE it!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

What's not to love? It's BOOBS!

[darkemoone.livejournal.com]

Dude, that is awesome and far more appropriate than the asshole metaphor.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Thankee kindly :)